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B. J. $chwendt
@moav5706.bsky.social
Fighting like hell for the Ladies, Gays, and Theys the best way a working-class queer knows how. Don't like my views? Teach me or stay silent!🏳️‍🌈
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Be aware! This is me now!
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
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#Midwest #Winter came early, uninvited, and will outstay its welcome like a selfish lover. Anyway, here’s pics of chili I whipped up.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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He stole it from this really obscure rudo named Gory Guerrero. It’s just a 3/4 Gory Special into a backslide. WW4A lightweights specialize in backslide pins. Here’s another fun fact! #2Truths1Lie
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
All the men who hit on me online remind me of Borat because they’re always like “Very nice!” and “My wife…”
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jean-Claude Van Damme is the greatest martial arts movie star because all martial arts stars are the same to me, but he also has a great ass.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Dean Malenko watched me sing "Truck Nuts" last night. I had a wonderful time, I'm not sure how Dean Malenko felt about it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is now officially the top rated Door Dash review at my preferred Jimmy John’s location.
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have to go to a food bank tomorrow because PNC fucked with my money so bad.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey, @ekkoastral.bsky.social, do you know any journalists who can signal boost this show at The Sinkhole that I just found out about?
sinkholerecords.com/event/mtug-b...
MTUG BENEFIT SHOW - Sinkhole
Metro Trans Umbrella Group Benefit Show https://www.stlmetrotrans.org/ w/ xAblazex (Madison, WI) Extort (Springfield, IL) Phantom Pike (Springfield, IL) Shadow Age (Chicago, IL) Mechanizm (Springfield...
sinkholerecords.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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if it bleeds it leads. “horseglue” by ekko astral is out everywhere you can listen to music. have at it.
horseglue
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October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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my best friend has a bet that the cowboys will win tonight and if she loses she has to read the kamala harris book cover to cover
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was inspired last night and love indie wrestling again. All due to one child. "THE MESSIAH OF CENTRAL ILLINOIS WRESTLING" LOGAN FUCKING CAVAZOS! #WWE #GCW #AEW #ECW #Indie #Wrestling #Community
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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had an amazing time playing with @ekkoastral.bsky.social at the sinkhole last night! thank you @jael.bsky.social and co. for an insane set and all the words of encouragement, hope battery acid can play again with y'all real soon :)
October 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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pretty bitter plays music in different places this summer
May 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i signed a shoe last night you guys
After Battery Acid played their set tonight at The Sinkhole I went outside to get some fresh air. I found a shoe on the sidewalk, so I had @ekkoastral.bsky.social sign it.
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
After Battery Acid played their set tonight at The Sinkhole I went outside to get some fresh air. I found a shoe on the sidewalk, so I had @ekkoastral.bsky.social sign it.
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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let’s share this and see how powerful bluesky can be for music, shall we?
if you know a single soul in…

• the Kansas City metro area
• the St. Louis metro area
• the Indianapolis metro area
• the Nashville metro area

@ekkoastral.bsky.social is playing a few impromptu shows on our way back to DC

tomorrow thru friday

our last shows of the year!!!!

linktr.ee/ekkoastral
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM