Noah James Mass
@moahnass.bsky.social
I think this counts as a Christmas song
“Wrap It Up” — The Fabulous Thunderbirds
“Wrap It Up” — The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Wrap It Up
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December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think this counts as a Christmas song
“Wrap It Up” — The Fabulous Thunderbirds
“Wrap It Up” — The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Béatrice Picard (voice of Marge Simpson) died this week at 96
The end has begun
The end has begun
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Béatrice Picard (voice of Marge Simpson) died this week at 96
The end has begun
The end has begun
In-N-Out Burger banned order number 69
Ya know… because “In-N-Out” can’t handle innuendo
Ya know… because “In-N-Out” can’t handle innuendo
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In-N-Out Burger banned order number 69
Ya know… because “In-N-Out” can’t handle innuendo
Ya know… because “In-N-Out” can’t handle innuendo
People commuting to jobs they DO NOT need to commute to is bad for everybody
It’s taxing on people, businesses, and infrastructure
And it wastes energy, along with the most valuable resource we have… TIME
It’s taxing on people, businesses, and infrastructure
And it wastes energy, along with the most valuable resource we have… TIME
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
People commuting to jobs they DO NOT need to commute to is bad for everybody
It’s taxing on people, businesses, and infrastructure
And it wastes energy, along with the most valuable resource we have… TIME
It’s taxing on people, businesses, and infrastructure
And it wastes energy, along with the most valuable resource we have… TIME
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh…
Really?
In a one horse open sleigh…
Really?
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh…
Really?
In a one horse open sleigh…
Really?
AI music will never create…
… a Jimi Hendrix, a Maynard James Keenan, a John Bonham, a Paul McCartney, a Phil Collins, a Prince, a Beyoncé, a Tom Petty, a Dr. Dre, a Johnny Cash, a Michael Jackson, or any other unique personality that draws one toward a musical artist
… a Jimi Hendrix, a Maynard James Keenan, a John Bonham, a Paul McCartney, a Phil Collins, a Prince, a Beyoncé, a Tom Petty, a Dr. Dre, a Johnny Cash, a Michael Jackson, or any other unique personality that draws one toward a musical artist
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
AI music will never create…
… a Jimi Hendrix, a Maynard James Keenan, a John Bonham, a Paul McCartney, a Phil Collins, a Prince, a Beyoncé, a Tom Petty, a Dr. Dre, a Johnny Cash, a Michael Jackson, or any other unique personality that draws one toward a musical artist
… a Jimi Hendrix, a Maynard James Keenan, a John Bonham, a Paul McCartney, a Phil Collins, a Prince, a Beyoncé, a Tom Petty, a Dr. Dre, a Johnny Cash, a Michael Jackson, or any other unique personality that draws one toward a musical artist
That’s so sesquipedalian
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That’s so sesquipedalian
A maxel is a magnetic pixel
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A maxel is a magnetic pixel
I realized MAGA is really mostly dudes with daddy issues
Specifically those that refer to Trump when saying “daddy’s home”
It’s sad and super creepy
Specifically those that refer to Trump when saying “daddy’s home”
It’s sad and super creepy
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I realized MAGA is really mostly dudes with daddy issues
Specifically those that refer to Trump when saying “daddy’s home”
It’s sad and super creepy
Specifically those that refer to Trump when saying “daddy’s home”
It’s sad and super creepy
Police chased a Dallas Cowboy to death
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Police chased a Dallas Cowboy to death
It came out the box like this
It broke the tab
So, I punched it out with a butter knife using the handle of the kitchen shears as a hammer
It broke the tab
So, I punched it out with a butter knife using the handle of the kitchen shears as a hammer
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It came out the box like this
It broke the tab
So, I punched it out with a butter knife using the handle of the kitchen shears as a hammer
It broke the tab
So, I punched it out with a butter knife using the handle of the kitchen shears as a hammer
If some Democrat took out half the White House for a ballroom, Republicans would passionately hate it forever and after
Personally, I think the ballroom is a perfect shrine to this timeline and a reminder of what epic stupidity can achieve
Personally, I think the ballroom is a perfect shrine to this timeline and a reminder of what epic stupidity can achieve
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If some Democrat took out half the White House for a ballroom, Republicans would passionately hate it forever and after
Personally, I think the ballroom is a perfect shrine to this timeline and a reminder of what epic stupidity can achieve
Personally, I think the ballroom is a perfect shrine to this timeline and a reminder of what epic stupidity can achieve
I’m guessing we call cell phones mobile phones now, because people will never want to know what cellular really means
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m guessing we call cell phones mobile phones now, because people will never want to know what cellular really means
Environmental Services (EVS), especially at hospitals, should be paid well to do a bang-up job
Do not overwork or underpay these people
Their effectiveness is everyone’s concern
It’s pivotal to keep them happy
Do not overwork or underpay these people
Their effectiveness is everyone’s concern
It’s pivotal to keep them happy
October 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Environmental Services (EVS), especially at hospitals, should be paid well to do a bang-up job
Do not overwork or underpay these people
Their effectiveness is everyone’s concern
It’s pivotal to keep them happy
Do not overwork or underpay these people
Their effectiveness is everyone’s concern
It’s pivotal to keep them happy
You know you’re from a certain time,
when you decide it makes sense to check under your bottle cap,
just in case you might have won a prize
… I checked, there’s nothing there
when you decide it makes sense to check under your bottle cap,
just in case you might have won a prize
… I checked, there’s nothing there
September 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You know you’re from a certain time,
when you decide it makes sense to check under your bottle cap,
just in case you might have won a prize
… I checked, there’s nothing there
when you decide it makes sense to check under your bottle cap,
just in case you might have won a prize
… I checked, there’s nothing there
Remember how the Steve Miller Band cancelled their tour because of the effects of climate change…
They cited risks posed to the audience, band, and crew by the "combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes, and massive forest fires”
Not good
They cited risks posed to the audience, band, and crew by the "combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes, and massive forest fires”
Not good
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Remember how the Steve Miller Band cancelled their tour because of the effects of climate change…
They cited risks posed to the audience, band, and crew by the "combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes, and massive forest fires”
Not good
They cited risks posed to the audience, band, and crew by the "combination of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes, hurricanes, and massive forest fires”
Not good
Why is a leader of the party of “less government” sending federal troops into American cities when they say it’s not needed?
It just doesn’t add up
It just doesn’t add up
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Why is a leader of the party of “less government” sending federal troops into American cities when they say it’s not needed?
It just doesn’t add up
It just doesn’t add up
What’s something Bernie Sanders has said or done you disagree with?
September 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What’s something Bernie Sanders has said or done you disagree with?
Elon Musk in the Epstein files:
He’s been to the island
He’s been to the island
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Elon Musk in the Epstein files:
He’s been to the island
He’s been to the island
People are perpetually outraged about information that isn’t even real
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
People are perpetually outraged about information that isn’t even real
The thing about the Epstein files is…
Release them
Release them
September 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The thing about the Epstein files is…
Release them
Release them
Stephen Miller is running this country and he’s a psycho
September 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Stephen Miller is running this country and he’s a psycho
Reposted by Noah James Mass
AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
Eminem tribute for Charlie Kirk is AI fiction
All to generate ad revenue
Divisiveness is a cash cow
All to generate ad revenue
Divisiveness is a cash cow
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Eminem tribute for Charlie Kirk is AI fiction
All to generate ad revenue
Divisiveness is a cash cow
All to generate ad revenue
Divisiveness is a cash cow