555 California: always the bridesmaid

This one is a big clue, but somewhere only in print there is a photo of me at age 3 or 4 wearing all of my grandma’s necklaces at once at a family Christmas

I’m like, ginger-adjacent and have definitely found a lot of mutual attraction with some really hot Latino and Brazilian guys

It’s the inverse Mona Lisa like that

Same, I think it goes in cycles

Why can’t I have two Tina Smiths instead

I only recognize one of these four but I’ve seen it several times

Get out of my dreams! (🎵 and make room for my car 🎵)

Same! One of my bar coworkers even got me a big tattoo shop gift card for Christmas and I haven’t cashed it in yet. The problem is I have too many ideas and don’t even know where to start.

Point being, somehow O’Hare is easier to breach than the private jet airport in St Paul…

Reminds me of the time someone working at an airport FBO inside the security perimeter ordered a package that I was supposed to deliver and gave no instructions on how I was supposed to get inside the perimeter and didn’t answer the phone when I tried calling.

When I went to see it in the theater when I was 10, I remember being really annoyed that they had to cram some irrelevant fictional love story in there.

I noticed this when I had to go through LA on my way to SD last month. Had to buy a Tap card from the machine for an extra $2 or whatever. Then when I got to SD I could just use Apple Pay for everything. Only dumb thing there is that a bus transfer wasn’t free for some reason.

It’s not a real billboard experience unless there’s an Angelyne one

Probably crop

I always check a bag. I won’t book flights that are too early or late to take transit. I always get a window seat on the side away from the sun and one where the window is aligned properly, and will pay extra for this if needed. If it’s a road trip instead I always know where my breaks will be.