The Full Ginsburg of post verdict puns.
Lettuce celebrate the Sandwich Guy and mayo and everyone you know mustard up the courage to confront whatever pickle you may encounter in life

All American day. Just back from a No Kings rally and sitting down to pay my income tax

In response to a question about the administration’s progress VP Vance said “Sofa so good” and strongly refuted the idea that he was a homosectional.

Q. Why are they trying to kill democracy?
A. Because MAGGATS can only feed on corpses.

Congratulations to Senator Joni "We're all going to die" Ernst on winning the Marie Antoinette 'Let Them Eat Cake' award this month.

A penchant for hypocrisy
Plus a boost from theocracy
Leads to a loss of democracy.

What do you call Jews who support the senior Senator from New Jesey?...The Mish-Booker. And proud to be one of them.

If this happens I will cancel my subscription. Anyone else?

Lucious lyrics Part 5 from Annie Get Your Gun by Irving Berlin

A man's love is mighty
He'll even buy a nightie
For a gal who he thinks is fun
But they don't buy pajamas
For pistol packin' mamas
And you can't get a hug from a mug, with a slug
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.

From "Damn Yankees"

Whenever I'm, from time to time, depressed
And the trauma wells and swells within my breast,
I find some pride deep inside of me
As I fondly walk the lane of a memory,
I see Bonaparte, a mean one
if ever I've seen one
and Nero fiddling through that lovely blaze...

From The Mikado

The billiard sharp whom any one catches,
His doom's extremely hard--
He's made to dwell
In a dungeon cell
On a spot that's always barred.
And there he plays extravagant matches
In fitless finger-stalls
On a cloth untrue
With a twisted cue
And elliptical billiard balls!

From The Mikado

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time --
To let the punishment fit the crime--
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each prisoner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

James Taylor's Rockabye Sweet Baby James (great internal rhymes)
"The first of December was covered with snow
So was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston
Though the turnpike seemed dreamlike on account of that frostin'
With ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go"

Today's clever lyric to distract you, from Yip Harburg's Finians's Rainbow:
"When I can't fondle the hand that I'm fond of
I fondle that hand at hand."

As a daily break from Orange outrage I'm posting lyrics that have taken up permanent residence in my head.

Add your own.
From Pancho and Lefty by Townes Van Zandt

"Lefty,he can't sing the blues
All night long like he used to
The dust that Pancho bit down south
Ended up in Lefty's mouth."

Please disregard last post. Sometimes it takes several attempts for an 83 year old tech idiot to figure things out by trial and error..mostly error. My 33 year old son is locked into his Sunday evening DandD group and was unable to assist.

I'm trying to switch off X but apparently there is no Bluesky social app for an iMac. Or am I looking in the wrong place? I have installed the app on my iPhone.