Because of the Netflix issues going on right now, millions of dollars worth of dry wall are being punched through by Jake Paul fans.

I keep trying to guess the next cabinet pick but I can't seem to lower my expectations enough.

My next pick, Hulk Hogan for Press Secretary.

I'm not gonna say I'm about to have the happiest son in the world, but I am strongly implying it.

It's a beautiful day out, don't forget to go for a nice walk to your favorite place, smoke a bowl, and wonder why you walked four fucking miles just to smoke outside.

Needless to say, I'm getting an Uber back.