I completely forgot to mention, for those of you passing attention to the zodiac, happy Gnu year!

The council has spoken.... Incorrectly.
I'm a long long maaaaaaaaaan!

Guys, I joined twitter 4 years ago today! I'll be up for my parole hearing soon. I hope it goes well or I'll be here for another 4.

These are the guys who regulate burials and obituaries.

Behold! A bastard.

No, of of curse I don't spill check my tweets. Why wouyld yuou?

So I was driving along and I saw this road sign. I think it means "sexy road ahead"?

Turns out, if you shill hard enough, capitalism rewards you! Thanks to @Razer for the free mouse and all it took to get it here.
Normally I delete my shill tweets because they're not my normal comedy or deep insight, but I'll leave this one up as a sign that dreams DO come true.

We couldn't get him down from there, we had to pose! #HaloInfinite

Is it time to shill for a chance to win prizes? You bet it is!
#RazerAMDHalo for the GPU and #RazerCon2021 for the mouse.
If you retweet this, you too can be party to rampant consumerism and get less than the chance of something I might get! What a deal!

Thank you @BlaseballCares for the incredible decoration and @blaseball for being so awesome!

Hard at work again today! Production is always worth the effort. But guys what I was doing. I'll give you a hint: I was a huge drag on the whole production.
#film #Bellevuecollege #production #success #IAmAmazing

By the way, these are the kooky cats who made it all happen. One's got the eyes, the other has the ears, and together they make a full head of genius.
Watch out for these #risingstar Eremenko boys.

Just got done with the last day of filming yesterday. Had to stay late, but the product was absolutely worth it. It's been great working with these guys.
#success #film #Bellevue