Michael
@mnclde.bsky.social
Mostly banter. Interests: Diet Coke, finance, banking, economics and culture. Views are entirely my own, or Macron's.
Trader Joe’s toes are terrorizing the city
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trader Joe’s toes are terrorizing the city
SO MANY upsets at Wimbledon today
June 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
SO MANY upsets at Wimbledon today
When will the world see that Raducanu is not a good tennis player? 😭
April 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When will the world see that Raducanu is not a good tennis player? 😭
If you see a deranged man walking around with a dead rabbit, a 3 foot baguette and hair everywhere, that’s me! Say hi
April 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If you see a deranged man walking around with a dead rabbit, a 3 foot baguette and hair everywhere, that’s me! Say hi
I’m on the hunt for a rabbit
April 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m on the hunt for a rabbit
So the plan for tonight is to make a golden tomato sauce
April 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So the plan for tonight is to make a golden tomato sauce
I ran 4 out of 5 days this week 😵💫
April 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I ran 4 out of 5 days this week 😵💫
I hate nothing more than carrying an umbrella
April 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I hate nothing more than carrying an umbrella
United States of Poverty
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
United States of Poverty
And that’s a wrap on my first week at the new gig!!
March 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And that’s a wrap on my first week at the new gig!!
I’m making mole chichilo tonight. Apparently it’s the “sad mole” because you’re only supposed to have it at funerals (oops)
March 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m making mole chichilo tonight. Apparently it’s the “sad mole” because you’re only supposed to have it at funerals (oops)
Just trialed short track speed skating and I love it
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just trialed short track speed skating and I love it
I've been stalled on making more of the Oaxacan moles because I needed avocado leaves. Found them at the market today, so here's to making another mole tomorrow or Friday!
March 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I've been stalled on making more of the Oaxacan moles because I needed avocado leaves. Found them at the market today, so here's to making another mole tomorrow or Friday!
Got the whole rink to myself on this lovely Tuesday
March 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Got the whole rink to myself on this lovely Tuesday
That Asian girl soliloquy on White Lotus was beautiful 😭
March 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
That Asian girl soliloquy on White Lotus was beautiful 😭
I’m back in New York. I really liked Baltimore. DC sucked but I’d definitely hit Baltimore for a super last minute weekend trip
March 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m back in New York. I really liked Baltimore. DC sucked but I’d definitely hit Baltimore for a super last minute weekend trip
I’m beyond over the upsets at Indian Wells. Shifting focus to Miami Open now
March 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m beyond over the upsets at Indian Wells. Shifting focus to Miami Open now
Little Donna’s is incredible. Baltimore
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Little Donna’s is incredible. Baltimore
DC and Baltimore bound today!
March 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
DC and Baltimore bound today!
I’m just going to eat my kale and watch my tennis
March 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m just going to eat my kale and watch my tennis
Steak, kale, long hot peppers
March 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Steak, kale, long hot peppers
I'm back in New York and I have the wild idea to make pasta from scratch (no machine) tonight
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm back in New York and I have the wild idea to make pasta from scratch (no machine) tonight
Someone please help me understand why I have a flask on me
March 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Someone please help me understand why I have a flask on me