Whoever at Snapchat came up with the idea to send ads to my inbox like a normal message should be hit with a big ass stick

I hate children that just learned how to swear. You don’t need to use fuck and bitch like a comma

Completing Arkham City to 100% should count as a form of self-harm

Why is Spotify recommending me Wendigo smut audiobooks on my home page?

Sidenote: who the hell writes this stuff