David Dastmalchian as the consumptive, gossiping Ippolit.

Cristin Milioti as the beautiful, insane, and doomed Nastasya Filipovna.

Steven Mackintosh (Muppet Christmas Carol mode) as the manic, revelation-interpreting Lebedev.

Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, as cast by my dumb brain:

Louis Garrel as our titular prince

I made tonkotsu broth and it was heeeeeavy