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Marian 🏴‍☠️
@mmortah.bsky.social
Has more toys than your kids. Did a Transformers podcast once. Likes booze, pirates and strawberry daifuku.

she/they
I like how they spelled it out as well, as if we couldn't guess by initial.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Who doesn't love their friendly neighbourhood psycho.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bloody netflix indeed. Might give the books a try.
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
😭😭❤️
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is literally why I can't work in the private sector and really hope I never have to again.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh dear god.
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yesssss
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Or hog all the resources while the rest of you starves.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lolll Chris
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yes, this has somehow triggered me. I need a drink. And to not go on LinkedIn.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's seriously so fucking condescending, to call your PA the most vital part of the organisation and then pay them £30K, it makes me want to throw up in a billion ways.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The amount of willpower it's taking to not make a sarky comment about how they ought to be paying the heart more then is superhuman and you should all be congratulating me.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM