Mike P
@mmiikkeepp.bsky.social
Immigration & public law solicitor
Seeking asylum because you hate asylum seekers
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Seeking asylum because you hate asylum seekers
I'd guess - found the same brand clearing out a relative's place
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'd guess - found the same brand clearing out a relative's place
It's annoying that AI is being jammed into a million things unnecessarily when doing something like crawling a database of First-tier and Upper Tribunal judgments to find all deport appeals allowed under A3 ECHR is something it could do quite easily
October 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's annoying that AI is being jammed into a million things unnecessarily when doing something like crawling a database of First-tier and Upper Tribunal judgments to find all deport appeals allowed under A3 ECHR is something it could do quite easily
The kind of country I would most like to live in is one where Jenrick would feel more comfortable living in exile, under a new identity, doing a manual job in an isolated rural area where there's less chance he'll be recognized & pelted with rotten fruit
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The kind of country I would most like to live in is one where Jenrick would feel more comfortable living in exile, under a new identity, doing a manual job in an isolated rural area where there's less chance he'll be recognized & pelted with rotten fruit
Honestly, wtf is this nonsense? It sounds like he's going to challenge farage to romantic poetry competition in front of his beloved
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Honestly, wtf is this nonsense? It sounds like he's going to challenge farage to romantic poetry competition in front of his beloved
"Reveal" to whom? Who was this information kept secret from previously? The whole thing is trying to suggest some nefariouis conspiracy by shadowy Jewish financiers to tell detained migrants things they supposedly shouldn't know (i.e. that they have a right to ask for release). Rank article.
September 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"Reveal" to whom? Who was this information kept secret from previously? The whole thing is trying to suggest some nefariouis conspiracy by shadowy Jewish financiers to tell detained migrants things they supposedly shouldn't know (i.e. that they have a right to ask for release). Rank article.
Feels a bit depressing that the First-tier Tribunal is including this as a specific direction in immigration appeals now.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Feels a bit depressing that the First-tier Tribunal is including this as a specific direction in immigration appeals now.
Looks like Momaw Nadon's head
September 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Looks like Momaw Nadon's head
*with an anonymous spokesperson
** Whose main criticisms were about the events organisers rather than its purpose and Jenrick's inconsistency in his vileness
** Whose main criticisms were about the events organisers rather than its purpose and Jenrick's inconsistency in his vileness
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*with an anonymous spokesperson
** Whose main criticisms were about the events organisers rather than its purpose and Jenrick's inconsistency in his vileness
** Whose main criticisms were about the events organisers rather than its purpose and Jenrick's inconsistency in his vileness
Conservative 2029 manifesto:
British wigs for British baldies
Food banks segregated by nationality
Forced nudity for asylum seekers
British wigs for British baldies
Food banks segregated by nationality
Forced nudity for asylum seekers
August 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Conservative 2029 manifesto:
British wigs for British baldies
Food banks segregated by nationality
Forced nudity for asylum seekers
British wigs for British baldies
Food banks segregated by nationality
Forced nudity for asylum seekers
The guy on Channel 4 News has some kind of filter on that makes him look like he's in A Scanner Darkly
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The guy on Channel 4 News has some kind of filter on that makes him look like he's in A Scanner Darkly
Something pathetic about the British state saying it cannot openly acknowledge the obligations it has to relocate and protect people who worked with it in Afghanistan becuase doing so might rile up racists at home
July 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Something pathetic about the British state saying it cannot openly acknowledge the obligations it has to relocate and protect people who worked with it in Afghanistan becuase doing so might rile up racists at home
Interesting that Brazil now seems to be a favoured country for illustrating Labour's toughness on immigration. Because it's seen as more European? Don't think journalists would blithely imply concerns about inhuman prison conditions are ridiculous in this way for eg India but I may be wrong
June 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Interesting that Brazil now seems to be a favoured country for illustrating Labour's toughness on immigration. Because it's seen as more European? Don't think journalists would blithely imply concerns about inhuman prison conditions are ridiculous in this way for eg India but I may be wrong
It feels like an extra awful layer on top of an already very awful event to have the BBC put this information up about the suspect's race & nationality. Seems to be a pleading unsubtle subtext of "please don't riot! It's a white guy! Let the police deal with him!"
May 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It feels like an extra awful layer on top of an already very awful event to have the BBC put this information up about the suspect's race & nationality. Seems to be a pleading unsubtle subtext of "please don't riot! It's a white guy! Let the police deal with him!"
[Limmy voice] don't back doon - double doon
May 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
[Limmy voice] don't back doon - double doon
May Morning from Rose Lane
May 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
May Morning from Rose Lane
Journalism in 2025: pretending to be a 12 year old and engaging in horny discussions with a Judi Dench-voiced chatbot
April 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Journalism in 2025: pretending to be a 12 year old and engaging in horny discussions with a Judi Dench-voiced chatbot
By Friday the majority of my followers may be HJA accounts
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
By Friday the majority of my followers may be HJA accounts
In what possible way can "Right wing Labour MPs are lobbying their leader to be more cunty on immigration to outflank Farage" - something which has been ongoing for circa 20 years - be considered an exclusive?
February 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In what possible way can "Right wing Labour MPs are lobbying their leader to be more cunty on immigration to outflank Farage" - something which has been ongoing for circa 20 years - be considered an exclusive?
New Home Office guidance on revocation of refugee status says that the HO will no longer get the UNHCR's views on revocation in individual cases. I would be more angry about this but I don't think I've had a single case where the UNHCR's input did anything to change the HO's position - has anyone?
January 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New Home Office guidance on revocation of refugee status says that the HO will no longer get the UNHCR's views on revocation in individual cases. I would be more angry about this but I don't think I've had a single case where the UNHCR's input did anything to change the HO's position - has anyone?