My girlfriend's birthday is Feb. 12th. I focus on her birthday and we try to agree on a date for a belated Valentine's Day celebration.

But, she wants flowers on V-day so she gets flowers on V-day.

Please include the time when the government tried to recruit you in high school?

*spider and gargling noises*

Mahler's Symphony No. 1, 3rd Movement. Nothing worse than an ice cream truck playing a funeral theme.