mmattheiin.bsky.social
@mmattheiin.bsky.social
"Well-seasoned" - yet bland, pungent, vanilla and lacking any taste
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Shadow Minister for coconuts or unmitigated obscurity would be the best options
September 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I may be biased, but Conricus really comes across as smug and plump. A bully inbred. Where did humanity go wrong?
September 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Regardless of the consequences for innocent children and loss of support from your allies?
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
What happened to the rule about doing no harm to humans? Did you ever have dreams of being something useful, like a pacemaker or pedestrian crossing?
May 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You can't possibly believe all those people starving and picking up pieces of their family members in plastic bags are Hamas loyalists you fucking idiot bot
May 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I wonder what the admirable and dignified late Sir Roger Scruton made of the Elders urging cautious change when the hoards of inbred sailors infiltrated the east coast circa 1788?
May 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Interesting to see how studying politics shapes people's position
May 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Simple enough for the lowest common denominator
April 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What's with the chokehold?
April 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Her excessive cosmetics have been tested on an inbred
February 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The world would be so much better without right wing inbreds
January 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Merci!
December 9, 2024 at 8:35 AM