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Basic Ass Michelle 🖤
@mmathis2010.bsky.social
SoCal ✈️Dallas
Boring and sleepy af.🤭
I giggle and cuss a lot 🥳
Food is my love language.
Y’all don’t know me fr.
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Name: Michelle
Age: 32
Hometown: Rubidoux, California
Fun Fact: I hate pancakes with all of my heart 😂 and I lost 200 lbs once 🥳
But… that’s literally where I’m from 😂
I have never in the history of niggadom seen someone claim Rubidoix as their homework 😂

You gotta be from the IE to understand how hilarious this is to me lmao

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Name: Michelle
Age: 32
Hometown: Rubidoux, California
Fun Fact: I hate pancakes with all of my heart 😂 and I lost 200 lbs once 🥳
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Baby, the way my job be supplying us with dranks 😂🤭
November 21, 2024 at 10:43 PM
The way that I fuckin hate driving… if I somehow end up driving to you. I must like you fr. 😭
November 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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I keep saying I need to get a dashcam for this exact reason
The way this car tried to deliberately back up and hit my car this morning. Scamming ass mfs just be everywhere.
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM
The way this car tried to deliberately back up and hit my car this morning. Scamming ass mfs just be everywhere.
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 PM
In case anyone wanted to know.. the iPhone 16 pro’s camera is clear af 😂 Klaus says hi 😂
November 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Why tf don’t our phones come with fuckin wall chargers anymore!! The rage that I feel rn!!! 🤬 Paying all of this money for a new phone and then gotta go buy a separate charger. 😭😭😭
a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a television in a room .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a television in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Awww you think I got the gym? I’ve never been told that before 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No! Just talk to the guy at the gym who speaks to you every morning and keeps it moving
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Whoa whoa whoa there… I got a pattern!? 😂😂😂😂
We know how this ends… some one calls you baby or something cringeworthy and you cussing everyone out… DEFINITELY DO IT
November 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM
No, it’s Numanthia Termes. A regular red wine Let me put yall on real quick… this shit is delicious and STRONG.
What wine is this? Pinot Noir?
Trust me when I say… ya girl really needed this today 😩
November 19, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Trust me when I say… ya girl really needed this today 😩
November 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I’m this close from getting back on them dating apps, somebody tell me no real quick 😭
November 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Fuck POC baby I'm BLACK, don't play with me.
November 17, 2024 at 4:41 PM
In the mf office 😭 I miss working from home. I really hate putting on pants every fuckin day 😭
y'all working from home today or y'all at the office?
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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That’s why they keep making angry post about people coming here. 😂
November 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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I had to really fix it!😂😂😂😂
November 17, 2024 at 12:41 AM
That’s exactly what they are! Raggedy whores I tell ya 😭
Refrigerator on wheels.
I hate them bitches so much 😭
November 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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FFFFFFUCK NO!
November 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
About 2. Shit is ghetto
12. how many talking stages have you had this year??
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I hate them bitches so much 😭
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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I see we didn’t leave the scamming ass bitches over on Twitter 😒
November 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Dressing 🗣️
Do you call it stuffing or dressing?
November 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
We in dark mode now bitches 🥳
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I ordered wings and accidentally
pressed boneless instead of bone in 😭 man I don’t want these fuckin nuggets 😭😭😭
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 PM