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Tip sent! Is now the right time to buy a house in Italy and relocate?

Every time Gov Walz posts a wholesome thing here I get a pang of sorrow that he will not be leading us into the future. We need more wholesome dad energy.

We all just got in the car and drove the two hours home and it was never mentioned again.

So yeah, go ahead. You will never break this generation. 4/4

As I approached the exit, I saw my group congregating outside the souvenir shop. I ran to them in tears so relieved I found them. Not only was my mother oblivious to the fact I was missing all day and never noticed, she gave 0 shits that it happened or that I had no food/drink. 3/4

I mean the entire day. As it started to wind down and the sun got low, defeated, I made my way towards the exit with no plan. It never even occurred to me to ask for help from an employee. There was no code Adam, lost kids caboose, or even instruction on what to do if you got lost. 2/4

He was last seen making his getaway

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy trinity.

Fucking traitors

@mastraco.la we’re thinking about going to go see Heretic tomorrow. $5 Tuesday is always a good thing!