Mike MacLennan
@mmaclennan.bsky.social
Reformed Tweeter. Now a Skeeter
No. No he can’t. He is trying to find women to drink his piss
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No. No he can’t. He is trying to find women to drink his piss
“I don’t like the fact that he wishes he had a brain. He has a brain. He brains. He is brainy”
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“I don’t like the fact that he wishes he had a brain. He has a brain. He brains. He is brainy”
I was in a class of 400 and I doubt there were more than 5 of us who were like “yay! School!”
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was in a class of 400 and I doubt there were more than 5 of us who were like “yay! School!”
Me, surrounded by a group of bullies looking to give me an atomic wedgie, hoping my Speak and Spell will roast them so bad that they just drop to their knees in defeat (and also admire my bravery for saying “more vulgar” 17 different times)
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me, surrounded by a group of bullies looking to give me an atomic wedgie, hoping my Speak and Spell will roast them so bad that they just drop to their knees in defeat (and also admire my bravery for saying “more vulgar” 17 different times)
Is that the stupid Rob Reiner podcast?
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Is that the stupid Rob Reiner podcast?
I have been to the Texas Book Depository. It’s not an amazing shot. It’s not a shot that someone who has never held a gun would make, most likely, but Oswald was closer than most people think and had firearms training in the marines
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I have been to the Texas Book Depository. It’s not an amazing shot. It’s not a shot that someone who has never held a gun would make, most likely, but Oswald was closer than most people think and had firearms training in the marines
Anyone who believes magic bullet theory is a fool, who has done no more research than watching a YouTube video and is barely deserving of life, much less a debate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Anyone who believes magic bullet theory is a fool, who has done no more research than watching a YouTube video and is barely deserving of life, much less a debate.
I’m gonna blow your mind: his name was Lee Harvey Oswald
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m gonna blow your mind: his name was Lee Harvey Oswald
Reposted by Mike MacLennan
🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...
Another thing that RFK, Jr. said
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Another thing that RFK, Jr. said
AHHHHHH. What a day to wish for aphantasia
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
AHHHHHH. What a day to wish for aphantasia
I heard about Richard Gere and the gerbil and Richard Gere having his stomach pumped. I think the rumor for us was about Magic Johnson
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I heard about Richard Gere and the gerbil and Richard Gere having his stomach pumped. I think the rumor for us was about Magic Johnson
He is my age and we were joking about it in high school. He knew what it was
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
He is my age and we were joking about it in high school. He knew what it was
We got the pee poem for free. Gotta pay up for the felching poem. That's just good business
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
We got the pee poem for free. Gotta pay up for the felching poem. That's just good business
Melania, his wife is aloof!
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Melania, his wife is aloof!
Oh how nice that you bought a Steam Deck. Meanwhile Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes get to Stream Dreck at our kids all day.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oh how nice that you bought a Steam Deck. Meanwhile Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes get to Stream Dreck at our kids all day.
She could not tear her gaze away from those flame blue eyes as he scraped up a dead squirrel and made it his mid afternoon snack
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
She could not tear her gaze away from those flame blue eyes as he scraped up a dead squirrel and made it his mid afternoon snack
Congrats on your fight with autocomplete
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congrats on your fight with autocomplete