Maria, but no west side story
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Tomorrow is Monday again?!
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January 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tomorrow is Monday again?!
People have been peopling real hard this past week….
a man with a beard and earrings is laying on a carpet .
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January 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
People have been peopling real hard this past week….
Just crawled out of these ghetto parentHOOD trenches to say my good sis SZA blessed us with another one!
💕Our Crash Out Queen💕
💕Our Crash Out Queen💕
a woman with curly hair is laughing with her hands outstretched in front of a pink background
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December 23, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Just crawled out of these ghetto parentHOOD trenches to say my good sis SZA blessed us with another one!
💕Our Crash Out Queen💕
💕Our Crash Out Queen💕
Having an exclusive cash app card presale is the blackiest black thing you can possibly do.
Not mad at the gatekeeping just mad I don’t have a cash app card 😩
#kendrickxSZAtour
Not mad at the gatekeeping just mad I don’t have a cash app card 😩
#kendrickxSZAtour
December 4, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Having an exclusive cash app card presale is the blackiest black thing you can possibly do.
Not mad at the gatekeeping just mad I don’t have a cash app card 😩
#kendrickxSZAtour
Not mad at the gatekeeping just mad I don’t have a cash app card 😩
#kendrickxSZAtour
As a tall girlie who has dealt with many a short king in her lifetime. Never underestimate the power of a diabolical imp. 😂
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
As a tall girlie who has dealt with many a short king in her lifetime. Never underestimate the power of a diabolical imp. 😂
Nothing more troubling than seeing a group of men wearing matching company Patagonia vests with uniformed hair cuts in the wild
Just gang of ne’er-do-wells planning global domination
Just gang of ne’er-do-wells planning global domination
a man wearing a vest and a blue shirt is standing in a room with his hands in his pockets and smiling .
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November 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Nothing more troubling than seeing a group of men wearing matching company Patagonia vests with uniformed hair cuts in the wild
Just gang of ne’er-do-wells planning global domination
Just gang of ne’er-do-wells planning global domination
Cynthia’s version hits so different🖤
I listen to Defying Gravity multiple times a day 🥹🙌🏾
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Cynthia’s version hits so different🖤
Beige Rage is real 😩
My mans taking straight L’s for the 99s-2000s
My mans taking straight L’s for the 99s-2000s
Imagine losing a diss so bad you gotta file a frivolous lawsuit Lmfaoooooooooooo
November 26, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Beige Rage is real 😩
My mans taking straight L’s for the 99s-2000s
My mans taking straight L’s for the 99s-2000s
Ya’ll ain’t gonna leave me out in these skeets with the youngins! Where’s my out after 5 but in after 9 crowd at?!? #Addtoblackskyover30
a man in a fur coat is asking is that you playa
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November 23, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Ya’ll ain’t gonna leave me out in these skeets with the youngins! Where’s my out after 5 but in after 9 crowd at?!? #Addtoblackskyover30
PSA🗣️:: If you decide to do the 4dx #wickedmovie experience, make sure you are in sound body and mind.
Because baby the way I was trying to find my bearings through this 3 hour movie and they were nowhere to be found.
Maria:0 The Lickka :1
Because baby the way I was trying to find my bearings through this 3 hour movie and they were nowhere to be found.
Maria:0 The Lickka :1
a man is sitting in a car wearing a seat belt and a vest .
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November 23, 2024 at 2:15 PM
PSA🗣️:: If you decide to do the 4dx #wickedmovie experience, make sure you are in sound body and mind.
Because baby the way I was trying to find my bearings through this 3 hour movie and they were nowhere to be found.
Maria:0 The Lickka :1
Because baby the way I was trying to find my bearings through this 3 hour movie and they were nowhere to be found.
Maria:0 The Lickka :1
Wicked. 10/10. No notes. Cynthia Erivo- sang down.
Her portrayal of Elphaba ::Chef Kiss::
Elphaba’s story is so Black coded and Ms. Erivo delivered.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#wicked
Her portrayal of Elphaba ::Chef Kiss::
Elphaba’s story is so Black coded and Ms. Erivo delivered.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#wicked
a woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hat
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November 23, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Wicked. 10/10. No notes. Cynthia Erivo- sang down.
Her portrayal of Elphaba ::Chef Kiss::
Elphaba’s story is so Black coded and Ms. Erivo delivered.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#wicked
Her portrayal of Elphaba ::Chef Kiss::
Elphaba’s story is so Black coded and Ms. Erivo delivered.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#wicked
Monteverde. No Notes. 10/10
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Monteverde. No Notes. 10/10
Year 36- What you got for me girl?!
a woman in a blue leather jacket is holding a crown in her hands and says `` it 's my birthday '' .
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November 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Year 36- What you got for me girl?!
Student.Loans and dealing with that Hoodrat by the name of Mohela
November 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Student.Loans and dealing with that Hoodrat by the name of Mohela
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our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
Me: Observing a teacher’s lesson
Student: Ms. What’s your favorite bad word?
Me: Umm luv that’s not an appropriate thing to ask, let’s focus on our work.
Student: mine is shit!!
Student then proceeds to run around the room joyfully yelling “shit!”
Happy Monday yall.🍏🍎
Student: Ms. What’s your favorite bad word?
Me: Umm luv that’s not an appropriate thing to ask, let’s focus on our work.
Student: mine is shit!!
Student then proceeds to run around the room joyfully yelling “shit!”
Happy Monday yall.🍏🍎
a woman is standing in front of a clock that says bravo
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November 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Me: Observing a teacher’s lesson
Student: Ms. What’s your favorite bad word?
Me: Umm luv that’s not an appropriate thing to ask, let’s focus on our work.
Student: mine is shit!!
Student then proceeds to run around the room joyfully yelling “shit!”
Happy Monday yall.🍏🍎
Student: Ms. What’s your favorite bad word?
Me: Umm luv that’s not an appropriate thing to ask, let’s focus on our work.
Student: mine is shit!!
Student then proceeds to run around the room joyfully yelling “shit!”
Happy Monday yall.🍏🍎
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Earth Is Ghetto by Aliah Sheffield on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:25
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November 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Trailer for Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show on December 25.
November 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Trailer for Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show on December 25.
Netflix, you have 1 month to get your ish together before this Beyonce concert on Christmas. 1 MONTH!
a bald man wearing a pink and black leopard print shirt says get it together
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November 18, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Netflix, you have 1 month to get your ish together before this Beyonce concert on Christmas. 1 MONTH!
There’s an emerging group of liberals diving head first into political psychic TikTok…BlueAnon was not on my 2024 bingo card…
a woman is sitting in front of a sign that says ' miss cleo knows ' on it .
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media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
There’s an emerging group of liberals diving head first into political psychic TikTok…BlueAnon was not on my 2024 bingo card…