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· Oct 23
There are three kinds of people:
1. People who admit to pissing in the shower.
2. Liars.
3. Those of us that understand the amount of piss turning into vapor thus creating a piss-sauna.
To all you 1's and 2's, please breathe deeply, and have an extra rinse.
1. People who admit to pissing in the shower.
2. Liars.
3. Those of us that understand the amount of piss turning into vapor thus creating a piss-sauna.
To all you 1's and 2's, please breathe deeply, and have an extra rinse.
Two great reasons why you should stop sending me life insurance marketing mailers for my dad.
1. He's never lived at this address.
2. He's been dead for 2 years, life insurance doesn't make sense anymore.
1. He's never lived at this address.
2. He's been dead for 2 years, life insurance doesn't make sense anymore.
July 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Two great reasons why you should stop sending me life insurance marketing mailers for my dad.
1. He's never lived at this address.
2. He's been dead for 2 years, life insurance doesn't make sense anymore.
1. He's never lived at this address.
2. He's been dead for 2 years, life insurance doesn't make sense anymore.
Day 14 of 18 on this shoot. Been a good shoot, still ready to sleep in my own bed at the end of this week.
June 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Day 14 of 18 on this shoot. Been a good shoot, still ready to sleep in my own bed at the end of this week.
Went to the doctor again today and am back on antibiotics. The last two months have been the flu, post viral cough, sinus infection, and now ear infection.
I'd really like to feel good again 'cause I don't remember what it feels like anymore.
I'd really like to feel good again 'cause I don't remember what it feels like anymore.
May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Went to the doctor again today and am back on antibiotics. The last two months have been the flu, post viral cough, sinus infection, and now ear infection.
I'd really like to feel good again 'cause I don't remember what it feels like anymore.
I'd really like to feel good again 'cause I don't remember what it feels like anymore.
Watching Big Mouth and Maury said "your body is just going to get a little worse every day till you die" and it was too real for a show that makes this many jokes about dicks...
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Watching Big Mouth and Maury said "your body is just going to get a little worse every day till you die" and it was too real for a show that makes this many jokes about dicks...
Logged on today to say something clever: something clever.
May 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Logged on today to say something clever: something clever.
I find it so reassuring to know that no one out there hates you more than yourself. You're a better person in everyone else's eyes and that's beautiful.
May 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I find it so reassuring to know that no one out there hates you more than yourself. You're a better person in everyone else's eyes and that's beautiful.
I am going to breed an army of cultures in anticipation of the zombie apocalypse. They shall be the ultimate weapon against the walking carcasses!
May 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am going to breed an army of cultures in anticipation of the zombie apocalypse. They shall be the ultimate weapon against the walking carcasses!
I like when my wife and I both hate a character in a show and just start yelling at the TV, "fuck you! You're a fucking knob!!! A KNOOOOOOOOOB!"
May 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I like when my wife and I both hate a character in a show and just start yelling at the TV, "fuck you! You're a fucking knob!!! A KNOOOOOOOOOB!"
A bowl of cereal with milk is just breakfast soup.
May 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A bowl of cereal with milk is just breakfast soup.
I firmly believe if American Express didn't send out super glossy and fancy card offers to me every week that they would have to charge so much in annual fees on their cards.
May 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I firmly believe if American Express didn't send out super glossy and fancy card offers to me every week that they would have to charge so much in annual fees on their cards.
My hot take: smash burgers are a scam to maximize profits by charging a premium price while using less meat.
May 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My hot take: smash burgers are a scam to maximize profits by charging a premium price while using less meat.
Chile relleno is one of the best foods on the planet.
May 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chile relleno is one of the best foods on the planet.
Coffee is my drug of choice.
May 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Coffee is my drug of choice.
Pizza places give you crushed red peppers for your pizza, I feel like they should be giving hot sauce instead.
May 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Pizza places give you crushed red peppers for your pizza, I feel like they should be giving hot sauce instead.
I just did that thing where you're surprised but you say "ow!" even though nothing got hurt and now you feel like a fucking idiot.
May 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just did that thing where you're surprised but you say "ow!" even though nothing got hurt and now you feel like a fucking idiot.
Mango Mussolini is apparently upset that his approval rating is so low and is going to send the Cybercuck and his team of Incel-Americans to find out why.
Glad to see my tax dollars at work.
Glad to see my tax dollars at work.
April 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Mango Mussolini is apparently upset that his approval rating is so low and is going to send the Cybercuck and his team of Incel-Americans to find out why.
Glad to see my tax dollars at work.
Glad to see my tax dollars at work.
Trump's mouth just looks like an anus gaping repeatedly.
April 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump's mouth just looks like an anus gaping repeatedly.
Just had some excellent, spicy butter chicken and my face is pleasantly on fire. Indian food can burn me up whenever it wants.
April 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just had some excellent, spicy butter chicken and my face is pleasantly on fire. Indian food can burn me up whenever it wants.
It's swapping between rain and snow outside...think it's a good day to get back to this:
March 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's swapping between rain and snow outside...think it's a good day to get back to this:
I bet Minnesota residents really appreciate their tax dollars paying for such important bills to be introduced to the legislation.
Adding "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of mental disorders is surely top tier important business.
www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...
Adding "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of mental disorders is surely top tier important business.
www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...
SF 2589 as introduced - 94th Legislature (2025 - 2026)
www.revisor.mn.gov
March 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I bet Minnesota residents really appreciate their tax dollars paying for such important bills to be introduced to the legislation.
Adding "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of mental disorders is surely top tier important business.
www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...
Adding "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to the list of mental disorders is surely top tier important business.
www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/text.p...
Spiders in the bathroom freak me out. Like seriously, why you watching me shit, dude?
March 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Spiders in the bathroom freak me out. Like seriously, why you watching me shit, dude?
I believe there is a special place in Hell for people who put their finger in your mouth when you yawn.
Seriously, fuck those assholes.
Seriously, fuck those assholes.
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I believe there is a special place in Hell for people who put their finger in your mouth when you yawn.
Seriously, fuck those assholes.
Seriously, fuck those assholes.
Reminder: you're reading this because of science, because someone questioned the status quo, because we prioritized education. If you want to get cool new shit, fund education.
March 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reminder: you're reading this because of science, because someone questioned the status quo, because we prioritized education. If you want to get cool new shit, fund education.
Just gonna leave this here.
March 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just gonna leave this here.