Michael
@mleis.bsky.social
Chapters 4,5, and 6. Technology + poetry + behavior
Goldie is hands down the best falafel ever. But why transliterate half n half as “chetsi chetsi” instead of hatzi-hatzi?
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Goldie is hands down the best falafel ever. But why transliterate half n half as “chetsi chetsi” instead of hatzi-hatzi?
What’s great about “don’t forget to write 5786 on your checks” as a joke is that, in context, it’s a brand new joke. It’s barely existed
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What’s great about “don’t forget to write 5786 on your checks” as a joke is that, in context, it’s a brand new joke. It’s barely existed
Personal choices have been prioritized over collective achievement and it sucks
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Personal choices have been prioritized over collective achievement and it sucks
Seeing this @centercityphila.org power washing crew on our block is like triple rainbows and sunshine. Thank you!
August 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Seeing this @centercityphila.org power washing crew on our block is like triple rainbows and sunshine. Thank you!
The Bible, as a story, refers to heaven all the time. It’s in the first sentence, all kinds of things come out of there. But everything that gets described happens on earth.
No seraph ever left behind a heaven, bath, and beyond coupon? Literally 0 heaven artifacts? Just earths eternal attic?
No seraph ever left behind a heaven, bath, and beyond coupon? Literally 0 heaven artifacts? Just earths eternal attic?
August 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The Bible, as a story, refers to heaven all the time. It’s in the first sentence, all kinds of things come out of there. But everything that gets described happens on earth.
No seraph ever left behind a heaven, bath, and beyond coupon? Literally 0 heaven artifacts? Just earths eternal attic?
No seraph ever left behind a heaven, bath, and beyond coupon? Literally 0 heaven artifacts? Just earths eternal attic?
Refrigerated pie crust is surprisingly difficult to shop. No one knows how to categorize it.
August 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Refrigerated pie crust is surprisingly difficult to shop. No one knows how to categorize it.
Idk who needs to hear this but baseball coaches matter, it’s why they get uniforms, and the Phillies third base coach cost them last nights win. Holding a runner at third before the deep relay throw to get the ball home literally cost his own pitcher a win on a three hit performance.
June 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but baseball coaches matter, it’s why they get uniforms, and the Phillies third base coach cost them last nights win. Holding a runner at third before the deep relay throw to get the ball home literally cost his own pitcher a win on a three hit performance.
Is it me or is the aqi in phila worse tonight than during yesterday’s air quality alert?
June 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Is it me or is the aqi in phila worse tonight than during yesterday’s air quality alert?
The single greatest thing today’s gpt gives me is the relative value of rewards points to dollars.
May 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The single greatest thing today’s gpt gives me is the relative value of rewards points to dollars.
What’s nice about apple photos is it can pop up a pic from 2021 where you’re wearing the same exact, non-corrective versions of the sneakers you just bought.
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
What’s nice about apple photos is it can pop up a pic from 2021 where you’re wearing the same exact, non-corrective versions of the sneakers you just bought.
Guy on street: pretty slow morning huh?
Me: yeah well Super Bowl Monday
Him: Super Bowl Monday WIN amiright? Huh? How about that?
Me: yeah well Super Bowl Monday
Him: Super Bowl Monday WIN amiright? Huh? How about that?
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Guy on street: pretty slow morning huh?
Me: yeah well Super Bowl Monday
Him: Super Bowl Monday WIN amiright? Huh? How about that?
Me: yeah well Super Bowl Monday
Him: Super Bowl Monday WIN amiright? Huh? How about that?
Friday dreams of pa state legislation that mandates standards for or creates fraud/ai/fact check filters on social platforms.
We do have code for fire alarms in buildings. Why can’t we protect these spaces at the local level too?
We do have code for fire alarms in buildings. Why can’t we protect these spaces at the local level too?
January 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Friday dreams of pa state legislation that mandates standards for or creates fraud/ai/fact check filters on social platforms.
We do have code for fire alarms in buildings. Why can’t we protect these spaces at the local level too?
We do have code for fire alarms in buildings. Why can’t we protect these spaces at the local level too?
New years in center city means waking up to 20 men wearing sequined suits, lined up your alley. Peeing.
#needpublictoilets
#needpublictoilets
January 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
New years in center city means waking up to 20 men wearing sequined suits, lined up your alley. Peeing.
#needpublictoilets
#needpublictoilets
This year, call it the family’s ancient recipe for hash browns
December 26, 2024 at 1:20 PM
This year, call it the family’s ancient recipe for hash browns
Dear Adam silver: how much did the federation pay you to put the sixers / Celtics start time 19 minutes after lighting the first Hanukkah candle on Christmas?
December 23, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Dear Adam silver: how much did the federation pay you to put the sixers / Celtics start time 19 minutes after lighting the first Hanukkah candle on Christmas?
Yes I do happen to have a recent pic of the eye of Sauron in Lego.
December 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Yes I do happen to have a recent pic of the eye of Sauron in Lego.
@fatheaddesign.bsky.social I hope you got everything you wanted from that game.
December 7, 2024 at 8:55 PM
@fatheaddesign.bsky.social I hope you got everything you wanted from that game.
Took the trash out, as did my neighbors.
Walked the dog.
Came back to our can empty, save one coffee cup.
What happened?
Walked the dog.
Came back to our can empty, save one coffee cup.
What happened?
December 4, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Took the trash out, as did my neighbors.
Walked the dog.
Came back to our can empty, save one coffee cup.
What happened?
Walked the dog.
Came back to our can empty, save one coffee cup.
What happened?
If you got a B2B advent calendar with surprise gifts to help you at work, what’s one little door you’d love to open?
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
If you got a B2B advent calendar with surprise gifts to help you at work, what’s one little door you’d love to open?
What’s one poem that makes you feel better about work?
November 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
What’s one poem that makes you feel better about work?