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Wait, people actually think Justin Topa is good?
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wait, people actually think Justin Topa is good?
I am a Abraham Toro enjoyer.
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I am a Abraham Toro enjoyer.
Colton Cowser has always wanted to be a Cardinal.
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Colton Cowser has always wanted to be a Cardinal.
Chicago Cubs v Tampa Bay Rays is the best rivalry in baseball!
October 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Chicago Cubs v Tampa Bay Rays is the best rivalry in baseball!
The Athletics are on pace for 36 wins this season!
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Athletics are on pace for 36 wins this season!
MLB would be better off without the Minnesota Twins
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MLB would be better off without the Minnesota Twins
If I was GM of the Detroit Tigers for a day, I would trade for Richard Lovelady
October 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If I was GM of the Detroit Tigers for a day, I would trade for Richard Lovelady
Luke Jackson just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Luke Jackson just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Cincinnati Reds, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Detroit where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Cincinnati Reds, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Detroit where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.
Wait, people actually think César Salazar is good?
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wait, people actually think César Salazar is good?
Scheduled Sam Hilliard success!
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Scheduled Sam Hilliard success!
Braydon Fisher can marry me.
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Braydon Fisher can marry me.
The New York Mets are your 2025 World Series Champions!
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The New York Mets are your 2025 World Series Champions!
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the Arizona Diamondbacks?
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the Arizona Diamondbacks?
I'm gonna tell my kids the 2025 Miami Marlins were better than the 1927 Yankees
October 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm gonna tell my kids the 2025 Miami Marlins were better than the 1927 Yankees
Noah Davis has always wanted to be a Blue Jay.
October 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Noah Davis has always wanted to be a Blue Jay.
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the San Francisco Giants?
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do people actually spend 3 hours of their day watching the San Francisco Giants?
Tim Hill just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
October 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Tim Hill just sucks dude. I need him off my team immediately.
The Los Angeles Angels may never lose again!
October 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Los Angeles Angels may never lose again!
The Colorado Rockies have the best fanbase.
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Colorado Rockies have the best fanbase.
Wait, people actually think Jack Suwinski is good?
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wait, people actually think Jack Suwinski is good?
The Pittsburgh Pirates have the best fanbase.
October 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Pittsburgh Pirates have the best fanbase.
Carlos Vargas is God himself.
October 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Carlos Vargas is God himself.
The next Arizona Diamondbacks World Series will be in 74 years!
October 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The next Arizona Diamondbacks World Series will be in 74 years!
I can't believe people still think the Houston Astros aren't going to win the World Series
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I can't believe people still think the Houston Astros aren't going to win the World Series