"Mister Wister" is an awesome name! It's very fitting.

Is that a giant stuffed Peep?

Wait... is this for Cheryl or Pam?

Honestly, I can see you as a mix of the best parts of both!

I wish!

I'm the Asian that ISN'T good at math, so the cage was engineered poorly and, ultimately, not functional.

I also had to give the turtles away once I moved cross-country. They were hatched at my old house from turtles the previous owners kept😔

Thankfully, they went to a good place!

My problem was an overestimation of my woodworking abilities.

$500 and /way/ too many hours later: I still didn't have an outdoor cage for turtles when I could've bought a perfect one in working condition online for less than $200...

The next time you're in town, please try Row 34 if you haven't already! It's a great place to get both of your top priorities 😁

My soul is certainly soothed!

Now there's more Rumi in the world and that's never a bad thing 😁