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Michael Laser
@mlaser54.bsky.social
• Writer of novels (Eulogy; 6-321; Old Buddy Old Pal; My Impending Death; etc.) and other things (The Word-Lover’s Lexicon).

https://michaellaser.com/
Sorry, I'm not a lawyer, but here's a question: wouldn't it be unconstitutional to make this kind of law retroactive? (Predicted answer: Well, it would be if we had two more justices on our side.)
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There's an interesting irony here: in 2007, the NYCLU called on U.S. Attorney James Comey to end perp walks.
www.nyclu.org/press-releas...
NYCLU Calls On U.S. Attorney’s Office To End Staged “Perp Walks” - NYCLU
www.nyclu.org
October 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ugh. My brain didn't go that far. Depressing thought.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Actually, in this photo, Chuck looks less like Satan and more like Grandpa leading the Seder .
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sorry, I don't know how to do that. If you want to contact me, try via my website, michaellaser.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I assumed this was by N.C. Wyeth, but I see that it's not. Was it an intentional homage? Anyone know?
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If you come to New Jersey, we’ll make you dinner. (I mean, we’ll invite you to dinner at our house. Nothing gruesome.)
August 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You are great. Keep a-goin'.
August 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
(I scrolled down to make sure nobody else had said it - and found that you had.)
August 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You're a genius. (Not sarcastic.)
August 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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August 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I knew someone would get there before me!
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
July 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
True. But I was also thinking it reminds me of movies where a psychotic criminal holds an ordinary American family hostage.
April 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I saw these in Queenstown, New Zealand.
March 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I enjoyed this joke... and then thought, How many of the young'uns seeing this have ever watched Bye, Bye, Birdie? Some baffled googling lies ahead.
March 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM