mkoatmilk
@mkultraoatmilk.bsky.social
Chicago Gay, occasional mediocre photographer and thirst trap photo taker (Occasionally NSFW)
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
“Computer, run holodeck program SoFo Tap, parameters bearoke, year 2025.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Computer, run holodeck program SoFo Tap, parameters bearoke, year 2025.”
Immaculate vibes today
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Immaculate vibes today
People at the gym always give me compliments about my legs, I sometimes think they are just being nice
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
People at the gym always give me compliments about my legs, I sometimes think they are just being nice
Tonight’s listen
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tonight’s listen
It’s a goal of mine to be someday featured in the Hotdudesreading Instagram account
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It’s a goal of mine to be someday featured in the Hotdudesreading Instagram account
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trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
Nothing like taking PrEP before bed
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Nothing like taking PrEP before bed
Let’s give them another billion dollars
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Let’s give them another billion dollars
Surpassed my goal for this year of reading 40 books 😈
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Surpassed my goal for this year of reading 40 books 😈
Slowly transforming into the guy who reads leftist literature but also goes to the gym. Gonna spot people and talk about Marx
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Slowly transforming into the guy who reads leftist literature but also goes to the gym. Gonna spot people and talk about Marx
Hearing rumors Marty’s has opened
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hearing rumors Marty’s has opened
One of my favorite pieces of information about myself I like to surprise people with is telling them I have an estranged husband.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
One of my favorite pieces of information about myself I like to surprise people with is telling them I have an estranged husband.
Good morning from Julietta and I
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good morning from Julietta and I
My cat is a pit queen (also sound on if you wanna hear My Bloody Valentine)
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My cat is a pit queen (also sound on if you wanna hear My Bloody Valentine)
Got to see Patti Smith last night and it was a magical experience ☺️
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Got to see Patti Smith last night and it was a magical experience ☺️
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My family gave me unprompted dating advice. One of which was “maybe you should try dating more fellow Hispanic guys”. They really dragged me today.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My family gave me unprompted dating advice. One of which was “maybe you should try dating more fellow Hispanic guys”. They really dragged me today.
Saw my old alderman in the local coffee shop today, and I gave him a top tier dirty look
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw my old alderman in the local coffee shop today, and I gave him a top tier dirty look
Seeing Patti Smith tonight ☺️
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Seeing Patti Smith tonight ☺️
Atmosphere or a gay bar in Chicago needs to have a shoegaze night
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Atmosphere or a gay bar in Chicago needs to have a shoegaze night
My family gave me unprompted dating advice. One of which was “maybe you should try dating more fellow Hispanic guys”. They really dragged me today.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My family gave me unprompted dating advice. One of which was “maybe you should try dating more fellow Hispanic guys”. They really dragged me today.
Doing this has done wonders for my mental health, now I just need to give up grindr and sniffies. That should be easy though since those have become unusable lately
Taking a break/giving up on dating till Spring, paused all the dating apps and honestly it felt great to do that
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Doing this has done wonders for my mental health, now I just need to give up grindr and sniffies. That should be easy though since those have become unusable lately
How big are you?
5’9 / 1.75m
163lbs / 73.9kg
5’9 / 1.75m
163lbs / 73.9kg
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How big are you?
5’9 / 1.75m
163lbs / 73.9kg
5’9 / 1.75m
163lbs / 73.9kg
Yoga class got cancelled :(
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yoga class got cancelled :(
Had two martinis and tater tots AMA
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Had two martinis and tater tots AMA