jo of arc
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If our aims are identical and our hearts are open.
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Managing an inbox and navigating water cooler gossip is harder than being a marine. Deciding what to wear on casual Friday would make Napoleon break down in tears
April 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Managing an inbox and navigating water cooler gossip is harder than being a marine. Deciding what to wear on casual Friday would make Napoleon break down in tears
Running for governor with my only promise being the banning of blue LEDs.
February 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Running for governor with my only promise being the banning of blue LEDs.
Showing the barber a picture of me as a child for reference, hoping this one haircut can bring all the memories back
February 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Showing the barber a picture of me as a child for reference, hoping this one haircut can bring all the memories back
Just setup my Lego architecture collection again, it's a Great day
February 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just setup my Lego architecture collection again, it's a Great day
If god is real im pissed
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If god is real im pissed
[Takes drag from cigarette] Some good shit, huh?
February 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
[Takes drag from cigarette] Some good shit, huh?
My CIA handler is doing a terrible job
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My CIA handler is doing a terrible job
Putting a Hillary equality sticker on Prius is like a bald man getting a swastica tattoo. We know.
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Putting a Hillary equality sticker on Prius is like a bald man getting a swastica tattoo. We know.
If you haven't plotted to destroy us-east-1, you're not a real web developer
February 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you haven't plotted to destroy us-east-1, you're not a real web developer
Been trying really hard to push the ⛷️ reaction on slack, it's not sticking
February 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Been trying really hard to push the ⛷️ reaction on slack, it's not sticking
The pentagon was thinking about giving me the bombs but Israel cut in line fucking assholes
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The pentagon was thinking about giving me the bombs but Israel cut in line fucking assholes
When this guy dies the people will join hand-in-hand again and rejoice
February 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
When this guy dies the people will join hand-in-hand again and rejoice
Looper is the autism representation we need in media
February 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Looper is the autism representation we need in media
I've eaten only a handful of things today. To seal the deal, I'm eating a very large slice of cheesecake
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've eaten only a handful of things today. To seal the deal, I'm eating a very large slice of cheesecake
Work and suffering are the only way to true salvation. For this I will play modded Minecraft until my eyes burn
February 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Work and suffering are the only way to true salvation. For this I will play modded Minecraft until my eyes burn
I think my ovaries have calcified
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think my ovaries have calcified
Gave her an acceptable weinering so she let me take home one of her cigarettes
February 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Gave her an acceptable weinering so she let me take home one of her cigarettes
Physicists say the three body problem is impossible, probably because they haven't gotten two women in bed at once
February 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Physicists say the three body problem is impossible, probably because they haven't gotten two women in bed at once
The presumable degree of my wickedness and the quality of my will are immeasurable
February 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The presumable degree of my wickedness and the quality of my will are immeasurable
Smoking a spliffed Emily Blunt rn
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Smoking a spliffed Emily Blunt rn
Anyone know if Diane Morgan wants to do something this weekend I'm free
February 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Anyone know if Diane Morgan wants to do something this weekend I'm free
It's important to be a degenerate every once in a while to not scare away the neighbors
February 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's important to be a degenerate every once in a while to not scare away the neighbors
I'm like a paid crisis actor, but for normal situations. I get paid to not freak out about absurd things
February 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm like a paid crisis actor, but for normal situations. I get paid to not freak out about absurd things
Power is out, the beer is only getting warmer
February 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Power is out, the beer is only getting warmer
Yeah I didn't let her hit cause she wasn't a girl's girl
February 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yeah I didn't let her hit cause she wasn't a girl's girl