I mean, the answers to those questions are clearly laid out in the article itself.

The implication is that either the reporters are incapable of writing a decent article, or the readers are incapable of understanding it; both are insulting to everyone involved.

I mean, if you're so upset about the situation you have to go lie down, I think that counts as lack of physical activity?

There's also a public statistic that tracks how often you make a mistake!

I keep mixing him up with the evil corporation from The Boys.

It looks like some sort of insert for the papers? Same content across multiple cities?