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Blake
@mkrar.me
True chaotic neutral wanderer now in Scottsdale. Shouting to the void
God damn, if you are a woman and want to stand out in a good way… wear a red dress….
October 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I don’t know how to say it aside from Spanish speaking people dance so passionately
October 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The best opening line is a dad joke because it shows you are ready for serious kidmitments
September 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My favorite introduction ever “wait, what kind of autism do you have? And adhd?!?”
April 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Standing in line and listening to all the tea from 2 women about some random dude on a date across the street. More interesting than the actual bar
April 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Literally social studies this is incredible
April 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Fuck it. I’m the best person to meet period. I buy drinks
April 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’m the best person to meet at a bridal party because Ill make sure you don’t remember the night by ordering buckets and shots
April 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My god the amount of my brain taken up by pure music lyrics is absolutely mind bogeying
April 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I love being out of club and getting secondhand embarrassment from the comments people give to the DJ
April 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
And the decline of the economy continues
April 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I 100% hang out by the DJ to judge music requests
April 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Let’s play music trivia but it’s just calling out what song the DJ is mixing in
April 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Note to self: be better at darts
April 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“Let’s walk home, but take the long way” = up til 3
April 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Girls always talk about making friends in the bathroom and all that shit but I just determined the outcome of some dudes vacation because he asked for recommendations
April 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s a curse to remember dreams as vividly as I do
April 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Apparently Boondocks doesn’t understand my absolute power…
March 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Back and forth?!? Back and forth?’?!?!!???? They hating cause trying to edm-ify the bar
March 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
When you make a promise to a bro but a tattooed baddie sayes different
March 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The down side to living in a populous area is hiving options and that is down right dangerous
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
There is advice and then there is OH adviiiiiiiiiiice………
March 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Not sure if the bartender is being kind or is drunk or is actually interested in the info I bring
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Tattoos. That’s it man. That’s all
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me? The patron saint of bad decisions? No……………..
March 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM