This totally looks like something I would have made in Minecraft

Grab me a marathon while you're there, ta

I had a Christmas job, does that count?

Reminded me of this rhyme my mum used to have on a plate in her guest bathroom (yes, I'm extremely middle class)

Dear scholars of Oxford, beware!
This window is pending repair.
Don't give it a poke,
The glass is all broke.
Avoid it: don't even sit there.

And of course promote ebikes!

It was one good hill on my last commute made me make the switch to a motor and I love it

But most people don't want challenges on their commute.

We have to understand the landscape as it exists and attempt to route around it as well as across it where necessary. At the very least we need to accept their doubts and worries. 2/

You're totally right. I have been trying to train this for years with fellow cycling advocates.

Even if 'we' don't think it's much of a hill, those new to cycling definitely will. I've heard campaigners trot out lines about how rewarding hills are, or the benefits of climbing 1/

I have worked very very hard over 30+ years as a radio 4 listener, to NOT get sucked into The Archers (I lapsed briefly, early 2000s)

Your posts are tempting me to the dark side!

As a passenger I sent my dad, from out of town, on a detour through Chorlton and 3 separate Cyclops junctions he'd never seen.

I gave no instructions other than directions to location, didn't even mention the layout, and he navigated all 3 just fine.

As you imply, it's not complicated.

Before this:
18.00 FILM: DIARY OF A WIMPY KID
A travelogue through the remaining 59 burger bar locations where you still get cutlery and vinegar on the tables.