Ultra Mugnus
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I'll sort out the picture later.
I had a streak of about 100 a few months back, lost it as I was doing Wordle at the gym and a weight fell on my foot. It slipped my mind to finish it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I had a streak of about 100 a few months back, lost it as I was doing Wordle at the gym and a weight fell on my foot. It slipped my mind to finish it.
787. I lost my mind when I realised
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
787. I lost my mind when I realised
Bake him away, toys.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bake him away, toys.
"But I'd not had carrot for weeks" said one victim.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"But I'd not had carrot for weeks" said one victim.
Get LESS keys made.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Get LESS keys made.
2 days ago I was in Rome watching Everton play Fulham while enjoyinga pint. Today I am not.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
2 days ago I was in Rome watching Everton play Fulham while enjoyinga pint. Today I am not.
We did a three point turn in the pitch black. Now that's Gangsta.
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We did a three point turn in the pitch black. Now that's Gangsta.
My parents did this with an Austin Allegro in the late 80s. He's done nothing that a defective fuel pump hasn't done already.
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My parents did this with an Austin Allegro in the late 80s. He's done nothing that a defective fuel pump hasn't done already.
This Christmas he's going to be visited by three ghosts.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This Christmas he's going to be visited by three ghosts.
"Ozempic?"
"Hyper-anxiety"
"Hyper-anxiety"
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Ozempic?"
"Hyper-anxiety"
"Hyper-anxiety"
After the last few seasons I'll take it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
After the last few seasons I'll take it.
My mate said if you press 🔺️🔻🔺️🔺️🔺️ 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔺️🔺️🔺️🔻🔻🔻 she takes her clothes off.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My mate said if you press 🔺️🔻🔺️🔺️🔺️ 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔺️🔺️🔺️🔻🔻🔻 she takes her clothes off.
I'm going to have to come here every week.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm going to have to come here every week.
Don't show James Spader.
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Don't show James Spader.
A pub near us put out some crosses as gravestones for Halloween, this week they just put some poppies on them.
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A pub near us put out some crosses as gravestones for Halloween, this week they just put some poppies on them.