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Four score and five minutes ago...
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Could be worse... he could be drinking straight from the carafe.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Clay Reggazoni, Williams FW07.
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My granddaughter and I whenever we go to a coffee shop... 😆
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Duckbutt Yogurt! The magical snack! Find it in your grocery's refrigerated section!
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
YOU... SHALL NOT... PAR!!!
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November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Now I want taco soup for dinner!
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nope! Not gonna do it! Sticking with my Brooks running shoes!
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November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Kind like a co-worker asking how I can have a 30 year old daughter when my wife and I have only been married 20 years. She had her during a prior marriage, the biological dad walked out on them and after I married my wife I adopted my daughter.
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Im with you Gustopher...
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October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
And for Pete's sake, do NOT reheat it in the office microwave!!!
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Whatever utensil that happens to be clean because you forgot to run the dishwasher last night...
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
But... that's how I ended up with my rechargeable lithium-ion faucet wrench!
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh man... another one right in the feels...
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Arthur, do NOT look at his ears. Trust me!
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Shoes for hemorrhoids... exactly where IS Arthur shopping? Temu?
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
First rule of Snack Note... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SNACK NOTE!
October 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
October 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I feel you Gus.
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If Leisure Suit Larry were an Elk
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October 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM