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Matt Kitzi
@mkitzi5.bsky.social
Left-handed lawyer with good speed, solid make-up.
Armstrong Teasdale LLP
Columbia, MO
Last day of Royals’ season is the worst day. Pretty excited for next year already, though, especially when GMJJP puts together an actual major league OF for 2026.Time to check flights to AZ for Fall Ball.
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Finally! This baseball season couldn't arrive soon enough, but it's here. I'm so glad I'd even take these old unis that somehow incorporated about 75 different hues of blue.
February 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Welp . . . Go Royals!
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I mean, c’mon, what’s better than Mizzou Basketball when it’s going good?! These guys have some swagger.
February 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rest easy, Ueck. From Miller Lite commercials to becoming the best PBP guy around, he meant a lot to this lifelong baseball fanatic.
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I really like it when Mizzou basketball is beating top 5 teams all the time!
January 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My fantasy football team just advanced to the championship by 0.06 points after white-knuckling it while my opponent had Bucky Irving playing. I feel like this is information the bsky world really needs to know.
December 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Top 10 Favorite shows of 2024 (favorite, maybe not "best"):

10 The Gentlemen
9 Slow Horses
8 Reacher
7 Industry
6 Tokyo Vice
5 Shogun
4 Ripley
3 The Diplomat
2 Bad Monkey
1 Shoresy
December 18, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Honorable Mention/First out:
Hacks
Rivals
Say Nothing
The Old Man
December 17, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Shows not on the list for 2024:
T. Sheridan Division: Landman
Too Silly Division: Presumed Innocent
Too Inconsistent Division: Disclaimer
W. Goggins Division: Fallout
Wait til Next Season Division: The Bear
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
To the certain delight of all 39 of my followers, and more for posterity's sake, I will be ranking my Top 10 TV shows of 2024. This list won't include IASIP, an all-time great that is ineligible. Also no Fargo, which I finished in 2024 but was a 2023 release. No leaks, please.
December 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Maybe Mizzou’s best basketball win this century? Or at least since beating Memphis to go to Elite 8 in 2009 or 2010?

Gates calling TO at very end to let KU get off court safely before the storming was a class move. Bill Self didn’t seem too appreciative. What’s his problem?
December 8, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
BRB going outside to check my mailbox, maybe Netflix is delivering this Tyson fight on DVD? Do I need to send back that The DaVinci Code disc first?
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
If Dino and Stephon Paige don’t bring ‘em in then I don’t know what will. I pine for the days of comically oversized shoulder pads and cowboy collars. Barefoot kickers, too.
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Unbelievable turns of events for Missouri-based football fans the last 18 hours. Fun ending to an awful week.
November 10, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I never would have thought of Johnny Wockenfuss or his fantastic mustache, ever again I before I die, without your comment. That’s exactly the content I’m here for. Excelsior!
November 9, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16
November 8, 2024 at 3:59 PM