Balrog Needs Hug
@mkg.bsky.social
A simple ancient fire demon whose mission is to ensure the survival of the species.
I have Balrogs everywhere.
I have Balrogs everywhere.
I dare ANYONE to challenge me that this is NOT what the daily news cycle in the U.S. sounds like.
Anyone.
Anyone.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I dare ANYONE to challenge me that this is NOT what the daily news cycle in the U.S. sounds like.
Anyone.
Anyone.
When shuffle brings up the most relevant song in the library at the moment it’s needed most.
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When shuffle brings up the most relevant song in the library at the moment it’s needed most.
This is rich coming from the folks at YouTube.
They can’t fingerprint Balrog so they resort to…. This.
And yes YouTube I know what artifacts you have in that error message and those have also been removed.
🙄
They can’t fingerprint Balrog so they resort to…. This.
And yes YouTube I know what artifacts you have in that error message and those have also been removed.
🙄
September 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is rich coming from the folks at YouTube.
They can’t fingerprint Balrog so they resort to…. This.
And yes YouTube I know what artifacts you have in that error message and those have also been removed.
🙄
They can’t fingerprint Balrog so they resort to…. This.
And yes YouTube I know what artifacts you have in that error message and those have also been removed.
🙄
I’ll never deny @scalzi is the master… however… I once foolishly did this in a single sitting.
July 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’ll never deny @scalzi is the master… however… I once foolishly did this in a single sitting.
You know what they say…
June 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You know what they say…
Another song that can’t be skipped when it shows up on shuffle:
June 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Another song that can’t be skipped when it shows up on shuffle:
Me after reading this thread.
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me after reading this thread.
This is the Defense Health Agency of the United States Military.
This is sad. Apparently you cannot have pictures of people online anymore.
Unless they are of white people.
This is sad. Apparently you cannot have pictures of people online anymore.
Unless they are of white people.
February 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This is the Defense Health Agency of the United States Military.
This is sad. Apparently you cannot have pictures of people online anymore.
Unless they are of white people.
This is sad. Apparently you cannot have pictures of people online anymore.
Unless they are of white people.
Dear streamers, fuck you.
February 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dear streamers, fuck you.
The next five years:
December 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The next five years:
I learn something new each day.
December 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I learn something new each day.
Just taking a nap.
You know, waiting for some shit to go down…
You know, waiting for some shit to go down…
December 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Just taking a nap.
You know, waiting for some shit to go down…
You know, waiting for some shit to go down…
I’ve been quiet lately.
I’ll drop this here.
I’ll drop this here.
November 12, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I’ve been quiet lately.
I’ll drop this here.
I’ll drop this here.