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Matt Keeling
@mkeeling.bsky.social
There’s not a single thing worth saying. Actually there is. Follow my podcast @friedfriespod.bsky.social
There’s been a cygnet failure
All trains in and out of Glasgow Central Station are cancelled, delayed or revised due to a swan on the tracks.
LIVE Updates as major disruption at Glasgow Central due to swan on tracks
www.glasgowtimes.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Tyne and Wear Metro is a superb and reliable service.
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@martycricket.bsky.social the chances of me making start of play are bleak
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Final match of the season for Durham, listening to @martycricket.bsky.social in the Rover 75. The weather scuppered my commentary attempts last week but I’m sure come April, we can have another go.
September 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
@martycricket.bsky.social this flight path is a joke. The Rover’s alarm hadn’t been triggered since 2009 and it’s not stopped going off since yesterday
September 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
@martycricket.bsky.social talking of birthdays my Rover 75 is 24 years old today
September 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My Rover 75 is my pride and joy
August 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
We have been excellent so far. This is a brilliant performance
April 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is true. It’s a saloon
It's too busy showing off in his Rover 75 these days.
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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EPISODE 25

Bubbles, Sand, Annual Leave

We are back, with a mixed bag of randomly generated topics, tangents and much, much more!

STREAMING NOW
January 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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The podcast featuring @mkeeling.bsky.social and @1easterbrook.bsky.social mentioned on the pod

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EPISODE 25

Bubbles, Sand, Annual Leave

We are back, with a mixed bag of randomly generated topics, tangents and much, much more!

STREAMING NOW
January 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Reposted by Matt Keeling
December 12, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Interested to know everyone’s favourite Paul Heaton work. For me, it has to be this

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The Light Is Always Green
The Housemartins · The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death · Song · 1987
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December 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Up the West Belfast.
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
We’re back. I’m making chastising Pot Noodles - who’s having ‘beef and tomato’? Risible.

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22. Identical Twins That Dress Identically, Tradesmen, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Pot Noodles
Fried Chicken Fries · Episode
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November 29, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Micheal Beale has become the first person to leave I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here
November 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Fun fact - there are 136 topics on the wheel as it stands, so if we discuss three topics a week it will take us just over 45 weeks to Complete The Wheel.
November 28, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I’m a Celeb update: Dean is a deeply unpleasant man
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
They should play the same song on a very low volume constantly during I’m a Celeb. Just the same song on a loop so they can just about hear it.

Everyone losing their mind because they can’t stop listening to ‘Africa’ by Toto
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
A barbaric product. A bit of cucumber. Some dip. £1.75. Farcical
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Forget the match. This is a complete farce. The worst transport network in the western world rides again. Risible.
November 26, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Lots of lovely weekend streams of our latest episode of Your Favourite Podcast, give it a listen
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Top Gear Vietnam Special, Sycamore Gap, Pasta

Clarkson in better days, a tree that's seen better days, and a delicious foodstuff for every day. Oh and we reveal The Truth about David Attenborough

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November 25, 2024 at 10:09 AM
My best friend is five 💙
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Have you noticed anyone going through bird nests in Richmond? We reveal the truth here
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Top Gear Vietnam Special, Sycamore Gap, Pasta

Clarkson in better days, a tree that's seen better days, and a delicious foodstuff for every day. Oh and we reveal The Truth about David Attenborough

STREAMING NOW
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The harrowing truth about David Attenborough revealed here
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Top Gear Vietnam Special, Sycamore Gap, Pasta

Clarkson in better days, a tree that's seen better days, and a delicious foodstuff for every day. Oh and we reveal The Truth about David Attenborough

STREAMING NOW
November 22, 2024 at 2:07 PM