So proud to be a part of this!

I slept on the wrong part of my pillow last night so I will be unable to turn my head to the left for the next 7-12 business months. #thisis38

I *thoroughly* expect conservatives to repeat 457’s lie that he won in a “landslide” and is acting by “mandate” but I would give all the money I’ve got for liberals to stop spreading that nonsense—114,884 votes in 3 states decided this election, and that’s about as close as it gets.

Donald Trump nominating the lady from the WWE to run the Department of Education is absolutely a plot line from The Simpsons and neither you nor the Mandela Effect will ever convince me otherwise.

Apropos of nothing, how many apples is too many apples for a 3 year old? Asking for a friend.

The friend is my 3 year old who just finished his fifth apple of the day at 2:02pm 🙃🍎🍎🍎

I genuinely cannot believe that in this, the year of our lord two-thousand-and-twenty-four, my phone still autocorrects “shitty” to “shorty.” I *mean* shitty, Siri. Look around. Read the room.

I do enjoy watching every tangentially political person I know scramble to identify the exact function of every cabinet department so that they can more accurately explain the impending shit-circus to their slightly less informed friends and/or family in a last-ditch attempt at civics education 🫠

I did my PhD at a time when it was still fairly common for everyone to print out all their reading and tote giant piles of paper everywhere they went and for the LIFE of me I cannot figure out how to make my brain retain information without paper, highlighter, and pencils. HALP.

My @bsky.app feed so far is (1) liberals and progressives becoming unhinged as we watch cabinet pick after cabinet pick roll out in an unending clown parade and (2) cool birds, so I feel, like, REALLY seen 🥰

Yes hi hello, I’ve come over from the other platforms on which I’m very bad at social media so I can be bad at it here, too. Never stop never stopping, etc.