governor walz please take notes because i am sick of making $11.75/hour

*showing slight interest in topic or thing*
every mom ever: "omg you should do [dedicated career related to topic or thing]!!!"

I'm gonna have no one to play Switch 2 with because i wanna get it day 1 and NONE of my friends are all that interested in it :(
maybe that'll change in april with the direct but i doubt it cause everyone apparently went back on their word that they just wanted a more powerful switch

balatro cards are called shit like "The Quiet Stillness" and "Goofy Ahh Joker" and one of them will give you 10 chips for making a pair while the other multiplies your score by your social security number every time you make a Royal Flush House

dude i just realized that a prison on the moon or Mars could be awesome cause like where you gonna escape to? it's not like you got a ship back to earth
would be extremely expensive to maintain if it's not self-sustaining tho

"we got _____ before GTA 6"