Why do I turn off the email option on Substack every month, and yet I continue to get the emails??? Should I just shut down my account at this point? Will someone who is better at computers please help!
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why do I turn off the email option on Substack every month, and yet I continue to get the emails??? Should I just shut down my account at this point? Will someone who is better at computers please help!
any time I bake I have Teresa’s voice in my head talking about “ingrediences” and it just makes me laugh. Early housewives was ELITE.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
any time I bake I have Teresa’s voice in my head talking about “ingrediences” and it just makes me laugh. Early housewives was ELITE.
I need one ☝️ Etsy witch to bless the Dodgers now. I’m so sleepy. ⚾️✨
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I need one ☝️ Etsy witch to bless the Dodgers now. I’m so sleepy. ⚾️✨
Finally got a copy of Bad Company from the library and stayed up until 2 am reading. For any fans of Nickel and Dimed this book is for you. Damn.
September 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Finally got a copy of Bad Company from the library and stayed up until 2 am reading. For any fans of Nickel and Dimed this book is for you. Damn.
I’m playing a game with my coworkers where we all vote on each others song selections based around a different theme each week, currently I’m in first place and I’ll never feel this proud again.
That said, any suggestions for “songs that mention food” week?
That said, any suggestions for “songs that mention food” week?
August 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m playing a game with my coworkers where we all vote on each others song selections based around a different theme each week, currently I’m in first place and I’ll never feel this proud again.
That said, any suggestions for “songs that mention food” week?
That said, any suggestions for “songs that mention food” week?
There’s a sick twisted part of me that wants to go see the Tesla diner to see what kind of mess it is. Is it Wonka experience bad? Fyre Fest bad?
July 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There’s a sick twisted part of me that wants to go see the Tesla diner to see what kind of mess it is. Is it Wonka experience bad? Fyre Fest bad?
I know everything is awful and is only going to get worse but I guess I was just hoping that PBS and NPR would get by under the radar since it’s such a tiny line item. OH WELL I GUESS
July 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know everything is awful and is only going to get worse but I guess I was just hoping that PBS and NPR would get by under the radar since it’s such a tiny line item. OH WELL I GUESS
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
notable that the poster child for morally empty ambition has finally figured out that there are gains to be reaped from opposing the administration's actions
Newsom: "Arrest me. Let's just get it over with, tough guy. I don't give a damn ... Tom, arrest me. Let's go."
June 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
I had a call at 8 am today and didn’t have my last call until 5:30. I’m pooped!
May 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I had a call at 8 am today and didn’t have my last call until 5:30. I’m pooped!
Honestly best night in years I cried.
May 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Honestly best night in years I cried.
I know it’s bonkers, but there was one guy I canvassed, who kept chatting to us about how Trump was his guy, he was going to protect SS and Medicare, how dems were evil, kept us out in the 100+ degree weather and I want to talk to him again and see if he has other feelings now.
March 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I know it’s bonkers, but there was one guy I canvassed, who kept chatting to us about how Trump was his guy, he was going to protect SS and Medicare, how dems were evil, kept us out in the 100+ degree weather and I want to talk to him again and see if he has other feelings now.
A cute lie that all internet recipe writers are in on is that it takes 40 minutes to caramelize onions
February 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A cute lie that all internet recipe writers are in on is that it takes 40 minutes to caramelize onions
I just want to say that Tim Walz was super super correct, and I don’t know why people didn’t think he was actually going to do Project 2025, he’s following it to a T and I hate it here.
February 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I just want to say that Tim Walz was super super correct, and I don’t know why people didn’t think he was actually going to do Project 2025, he’s following it to a T and I hate it here.
Very weird to watch my city burn and also have to keep sending my little emails! 😐
January 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Very weird to watch my city burn and also have to keep sending my little emails! 😐
Turning over a new leaf in 2025 (keeping a date even though it’s really windy)
January 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Turning over a new leaf in 2025 (keeping a date even though it’s really windy)
Had a terrible terrible year. Fights, ghosting, layoffs, deaths. But took up a little mental health hobby and just finished my first project.
December 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Had a terrible terrible year. Fights, ghosting, layoffs, deaths. But took up a little mental health hobby and just finished my first project.
I left my apartment to run an errand at lunch, and I can’t go back into my apartment because there’s a possible shooter on my street. I love all this freedom. LOVE IT.
December 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I left my apartment to run an errand at lunch, and I can’t go back into my apartment because there’s a possible shooter on my street. I love all this freedom. LOVE IT.
The only real thing I miss about twitter was being able to search “helicopters studio city” and getting a real time answer 😩
December 17, 2024 at 12:02 AM
The only real thing I miss about twitter was being able to search “helicopters studio city” and getting a real time answer 😩