𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒
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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒
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Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine
"Sholmes, the dog is wearing a graduation cap"

"Outstanding #learning achievement, Hatson"

"Graduated from what? Any idea?"

"From Geriarty's new obedience academy. Topper in 'stealing sausages' elective"
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November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
"Sholmes, witness saw a fleeting #reflection but no thief"

"That means the reflection escaped, Hatson"

"Geriarty behind this?"

"Yes Hatson . He's training his reflection to steal"

" He's building an army of his reflections?"

"I'm afraid you're right, Hatson"
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November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Have a wonderful Wednesday friends 💐💐
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
"Sholmes,every doormat now gives #timed announcements about visitors' shoes"

"Blunt honesty at the threshold, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Ofcourse. He always steps on dignity"
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November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Sholmes, all the streetlights now play lullabies instead of glowing"

"#Relevant to last night’s collective nap, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Indeed Hatson"

"But why?"

"He prefers a drowsy public - it’s easier to rob them"
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November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Have a stupendous Sunday friends 💐
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"Someone replaced all clock hands with spoons, Sholmes"

"A #measurable drop in punctuality will follow, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Who else stirs time like soup?"
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November 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends 💐💐
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Have a fabulous Friday friends 💐
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"Sholmes, the suspect left a note demanding.. three spoons of silence"

"Such a #specific request, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Ofcourse. He always orders chaos à la carte, Hatson"
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November 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"Sholmes, someone replaced all museum statues with people pretending to be statues"

"A bold piece of #action, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Indeed Hatson. Only he recruits volunteers for chaos"
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November 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"Sholmes, the culprit only stole half the furniture… vertically"

"Ah. A man of creative #options, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Who else?He despises symmetry"
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November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Sholmes, the fish in this pond are giving visitors judgmental looks"

"A social #reality crisis, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"He probably mentored them, Hatson"
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November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"This door opens only if we announce our life #goal, Sholmes"

"Great. A lock that wants emotional honesty, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Who else? The man secures rooms with mid life crises"
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November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Have a stupendous Sunday friends 💐💐
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"Sholmes, this room only unlocks if you compliment the door"

"A personality #issue, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Who else builds emotionally needy architecture?"
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November 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends 💐💐
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Have a fabulous Friday friends 💐
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"The concert seats all have the same #number, Sholmes"

"Musical mayhem incoming, Hatson"

"Geriarty?"

"Ofcourse. He despises orderly applause, Hatson"
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November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM