Excellent.Thanks to all at Spurs for numerous apologies.We seem to get them after most matches.I am looking forward to a run of at least six matches where no apologies are necessary. #COYS

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the w____ thing, not ______ nearly every ____ ! He is a ____ .

He is the most MATURE PRESIDENT EVER!!!Lovely TOP TRUMPS INFO on how useless his predecessors were and how he is superior in every way.He even cleared up the mess left by the White House architects, turned it into a TASTEFUL delight for all billionaires,fascists and the Russian head office to enjoy.

Trump is a really nasty and dangerous bully who has been given a huge array of weapons and legal protections to play with by people who should know better .His comments on Rob Reiber are vile and are added to the long list of his disgusting comments and actions since taking office.

It is seriously weird.Eight wars?Marvellous.Are these on Call of Duty ?
Not sure the USA and his supreme Orangeness are widely well thought of in the UK at the moment ,apart from, perhaps , supporters of the 'spectacular' Clacton frog .
The rest of it seems like a rambling whinge about the NYT.

Simon's was really good.Worked hard,made a goal and scored.It also needs to be said that Vicario made a good save early on to ensure we didn't go behind .He is an excellent shot stopper.

I have watched a lot of football since started going to matches in the 1960s and I was unaware that a peace prize existed for someone who has damn all to do with football (or peace).Trump seems desperate for a Nobel but equally delighted with a fakebel.We should reward good people,not this bad joke.

This is pathetic.Why are people being so weak and think it appropriate to pander to this evil creep?Do McDonald's or KFC award a peace prize?

He might win Liar Liar fiery pants award;The Ebenezer Scrooge life time trophy;Miss Piggy medal for most interesting make up and hair design and world record for appointments of most useless, sycophantic,fascist people into senior posts.Best awards he should get?.. orange jump suit and single cell.

The owners and the Board are to blame for the unrest.
However,I still don't think we should boo our players during the game.If we want to win,we need to try encouragement.Several thousand of your own fans angrily bellowing at you is not great motivation.Boo away freely after the final whistle!

I have one for every weekday and at the weekend I either wear a golden pith helmet or a pink synthetic bearskin Busby.Doesn't everyone?

Well done James and Peter.Hopefully the rest of the media will start to pressurise Farage and then some of the people planning to vote for him will see what he really is.Unfortunately,some will not care as Reform's popularity gives them permission to be intolerant and blame others for any problems.

Expect any time soon a hard hitting,meticulously made up story arriving in gutters across the country proclaiming that RR has eaten the Downing Street cat and Never Here Keir has emigrated and become a Russian citizen.Thank goodness for our non partisan Press and refreshingly gullible Labour haters.

Excellent. Does this mean that repentant Brexiteers will now push for action to undo some of the damage they caused?
I doubt it.

He is a lovely old gentleman,isn't he?The spirit of Christmas is Orange, incomprehensible and spiteful.
I would like to congratulate the auto pen for being President during 92 percent of Biden's term in office.I am sure Trump will accuse Biden of kissing Santa Claus and eating pardoned turkeys.

How can anyone mix up your name with Mrs Collins?
Anyway ,I really enjoyed the book.
Best wishes to the Boosh.Are you making another series?

In the grip of socialism ?I wish we were.Better than in the grip of fascism.
I don't think we are in the grip of anything yet. We do have a less than perfect Government trying to sort out a mess left for them to deal with.