Once spent a panicked few minutes trying to find my glasses at the supermarket. Packed the bag, paid the lady, got out my keys and couldn't find my glasses ANYWHERE !!! my god where are they ????
on my face, i was wearing them 🤓

Naysayers? pfft it's the best snail bait on the market 😜

Did she. Manage. A full. Sentence?

Lmao, when did the entire eastern population move to Western Australia 😂

That'll give Brad more time to play with his model cars and bikes 😏

"that is our policy" there was absolutely no "how" in any of those words. Every time I listen to her this gif comes to mind

Hello! Big field mushrooms on the BBQ with Nutlex (butter/marg suitable for vegans) with a bit of garlic and chilli will win the heart of veggies and vegans. My only suggestion is a vegan matt or baking paper to stop old meat juice getting on them. Capsicum and zucchini also good on the bbq

It's never too early for paroday

weeeeellll .... one of them certainly does