#JamesBond
#JamesBond
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Retail employee: The cup was left in aisle 32 and now I have touch it to carry it the bathroom to pour it out and throw it in the garbage for some lazy, entitled asshole.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Retail employee: The cup was left in aisle 32 and now I have touch it to carry it the bathroom to pour it out and throw it in the garbage for some lazy, entitled asshole.
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy