Never lose a game in Ireland

Dad joke of the day calendar makes the day worth waking up for just to see my kids' eye rolls.

I clicked on the comments to find the whole list

My wife and kids are out of town this weekend. Wife said when they get back they'll take me out for Father's Day. Told her instead I'll just smoke some ribs so we don't have to deal with the crowds.

I live close enough to work that i can go home for lunch most days. On days I do, I do a walk around inspection of the yard, plants, and house before I go back.

Oh, and I got a colonoscopy scheduled. Maintenance now saves problems later.

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The Seahawks should've ran it

No Black Flag?

Bare hand caught a foul ball and didn't shake off the sting just to show up the other dad who ducked