Mickey Ralph
@mjrmik.bsky.social
Author / #AWritingChance Writer 2024/5 with New Writing North and Faber & Faber ✦ Also… Lead Graphic Designer #GoodOmens3 and others ✦ She/They ✦ 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🩷
Posted my first piece of fiction on substack 💁🏻♀️✨ give it a read if you like weird little yucky stories about obsession.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/chloe_is_a...
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/chloe_is_a...
Chloe_is_a_Hole
A short story both wonderful and strange.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Posted my first piece of fiction on substack 💁🏻♀️✨ give it a read if you like weird little yucky stories about obsession.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/chloe_is_a...
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/chloe_is_a...
The world is on fire, publishing is a lottery, and I’m putting weird little stories on Substack like a raccoon leaving gifts 🎁🩷✨
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/if-i-dont-...
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/if-i-dont-...
If I don't share the work, it doesn't exist
On sharing fiction, slowly, and asking to be paid for it - a soft launch.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com
July 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The world is on fire, publishing is a lottery, and I’m putting weird little stories on Substack like a raccoon leaving gifts 🎁🩷✨
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/if-i-dont-...
thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/if-i-dont-...
Thrilled to be reading at WRITE UP, a night of new writing curated by @amyibeeson.bsky.social where voices from all walks of life collide gloriously. My piece is part memoir, part fever dream, part exposé on the true cause of my social anxiety. Come! 🎟️➡️
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July 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thrilled to be reading at WRITE UP, a night of new writing curated by @amyibeeson.bsky.social where voices from all walks of life collide gloriously. My piece is part memoir, part fever dream, part exposé on the true cause of my social anxiety. Come! 🎟️➡️
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-l...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-l...
Reposted by Mickey Ralph
Get in loser, we're going west to diminish
July 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Get in loser, we're going west to diminish
‼️‼️I’ve written a story about migration, memory, and the crushing horror of polite small talk.
I’ll be reading it live at WRITE UP on July 19th. ‼️‼️ Get your tickets 🎟️ here:
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I’ll be reading it live at WRITE UP on July 19th. ‼️‼️ Get your tickets 🎟️ here:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-l...
July 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
‼️‼️I’ve written a story about migration, memory, and the crushing horror of polite small talk.
I’ll be reading it live at WRITE UP on July 19th. ‼️‼️ Get your tickets 🎟️ here:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-l...
I’ll be reading it live at WRITE UP on July 19th. ‼️‼️ Get your tickets 🎟️ here:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-l...
What am I doing? Nothing, just putting in my extremely girly pop monthly order of a bumper pack of super tampons, step 1 nicotine patches, dog treats and four bottles of Sauvignon Blanc.
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .
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July 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What am I doing? Nothing, just putting in my extremely girly pop monthly order of a bumper pack of super tampons, step 1 nicotine patches, dog treats and four bottles of Sauvignon Blanc.
Reposted by Mickey Ralph
I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻♀️✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-l...
Reminder: limbo is where Dante puts the poets. We thrive here.
Writing from that sacred space between “We’ll be in touch” and screaming into a cushion.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻♀️✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-l...
Please help if you can! There’s still time to sponsor this welcoming and diverse writing event!!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🩷✨🤎 Support a small arts community and help put together this gorgeous event! Xx
www.spacehive.com/write-up
www.spacehive.com/write-up
WRITE UP
Hear new writing on the theme of home interlinked by music. See diverse writers at all stages of their career. Connect and be part of an uplifting creative community in a safe and welcoming space.
www.spacehive.com
June 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Please help if you can! There’s still time to sponsor this welcoming and diverse writing event!!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🩷✨🤎 Support a small arts community and help put together this gorgeous event! Xx
www.spacehive.com/write-up
www.spacehive.com/write-up
I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻♀️✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-l...
Reminder: limbo is where Dante puts the poets. We thrive here.
Writing from that sacred space between “We’ll be in touch” and screaming into a cushion.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻♀️✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-l...
I did it. I wrote a book.
June 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I did it. I wrote a book.
Sorry but - look at him.
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Sorry but - look at him.
Not me finishing my manuscript on the roof - almost done!!!
June 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Not me finishing my manuscript on the roof - almost done!!!
Fresh brush, wet beard, soft boy 🩷🙏🏻✨
April 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fresh brush, wet beard, soft boy 🩷🙏🏻✨
I will work my whole life and never make anything as fucking cool as The Silt Verses. @thesiltverses.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will work my whole life and never make anything as fucking cool as The Silt Verses. @thesiltverses.bsky.social
Still dreaming about this leftover sunday roast baguette. Friggen scrumptious.
March 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Still dreaming about this leftover sunday roast baguette. Friggen scrumptious.
New substack post!! While researching a writing project I learned - humanity has absolutely no business going underground. open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
The Earth is Hollow and Other Lies I’ve Become Emotionally Attached To
In which I fall down a research hole about holes.
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February 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New substack post!! While researching a writing project I learned - humanity has absolutely no business going underground. open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
Reposted by Mickey Ralph
New substack post - A tale of how against all odds, I found a way to make breaking up even more complicated. open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
Love in the Time of Poor Impulse Control
This was either the most poetic breakup ever or just my Gmail account gaslighting me.
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February 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New substack post - A tale of how against all odds, I found a way to make breaking up even more complicated. open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
New substack post - A tale of how against all odds, I found a way to make breaking up even more complicated. open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
Love in the Time of Poor Impulse Control
This was either the most poetic breakup ever or just my Gmail account gaslighting me.
open.substack.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New substack post - A tale of how against all odds, I found a way to make breaking up even more complicated. open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
New Substack Post - Short essay on how my dog is magic and why showing up is the most important thing you can do.
open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
Esteban the Magnificent
Featuring - Me as that one papped photo of Big Foot just living his life.
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February 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
New Substack Post - Short essay on how my dog is magic and why showing up is the most important thing you can do.
open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
open.substack.com/pub/thedisas...
So, as I shift my life to focus more on writing - I’ve decided to actually kick off my substack for real. Really, really this time. If you’re interested in joining a newsletter thats kinda just one big mickey brain fart - then please subscribe! thedisasterdraft.substack.com
The Disaster Draft | Micaela Ralph | Substack
Writing, life, and the beautiful chaos in between. Click to read The Disaster Draft, by Micaela Ralph, a Substack publication. Launched 36 minutes ago.
thedisasterdraft.substack.com
February 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So, as I shift my life to focus more on writing - I’ve decided to actually kick off my substack for real. Really, really this time. If you’re interested in joining a newsletter thats kinda just one big mickey brain fart - then please subscribe! thedisasterdraft.substack.com
Bruh, I did pretty good. Should I aim for 50 books this year?
January 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Bruh, I did pretty good. Should I aim for 50 books this year?
Can Kpop groups I wanna go see please stop choosing the Troxy as their venue??? It’s so shit. Please. Pleaseeeeee.
January 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Can Kpop groups I wanna go see please stop choosing the Troxy as their venue??? It’s so shit. Please. Pleaseeeeee.
If only i could also wear my jammies to work ❄️✨
January 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If only i could also wear my jammies to work ❄️✨
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Porridge season, lads.
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Porridge season, lads.