Mike McDonald
mjoke.bsky.social
Mike McDonald
@mjoke.bsky.social
Comedian/Producer/Parrot Wrangler,..... I promise that at least half my posts will have funny stuff in them,... and my parrot buddy Nicky will post here also.
Here the Smartest man in the World bravely runs away from a Medical Emergency while helping to cancel over 800 flights in the United States.
Make America Walk Again.... you fucking pussy toolbag
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My Mailbox Giveth,....
March 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hey #Lebanon & the Upper Valley,... I'm bringing this great lineup into the North Country 11 days from now and we'd love to see you there,... Comedy tix make great Valentines Gifts and the link is a click away.
lebanonoperahouse.org/events/mike-...
January 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
At least $80 bucks up in smoke,....
#Temu
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Based on the amount of #Amazon boxes I received while Christmas shopping I have been able to fashion them into a #TinyHouse ....
January 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My Great Uncle had what he thought was a spectacular name for a business....
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
This is where I buy my Shitboxes,.... #usedcars
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
One of the great names in #Baseball....
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 AM
My man Nicky wrassling & rolling around on the couch after doing laundry.....
November 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
For my friends in #Lebanon NH & the Upper Valley,.... tickers just went on sale for my show at the LOH @Lebanonoperahouse,.... fantastic lineup and nothing says Stocking Stuffers like a couple of tickets for the holidaze...
lebanonoperahouse.org/events/mike-...
Mike McDonald's Comedy Extravaganza | Lebanon Opera House
Five hilarious jokeslingers deliver a night of knockdown punchlines and “grab your guts” belly laughs.
lebanonoperahouse.org
November 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Perhaps the worst #Basketball uni's ever....
November 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Just another reason to trust dogs...
November 19, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I'm gonna have to look this one up cause most talking weasels live in Washington DC...
I hadn’t thought about Gef the talking mongoose for some time, but hey no shit there’s a movie about him! With Simon Pegg! I wonder what impact the decision to hire Neil Gaiman as the mongoose’s speaking voice will have on the long-term durability of Gef’s legend.
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 PM
On a highway in Denmark,.... hold it in...
#Fart
November 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
They call me the,....
#Nuts
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The #ChicagoBears can block a #Packers field goal too,.... and it still turns into a Packers win,....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA2f...
Chester Marcol Touchdown Packers Bears September 7, 1980
YouTube video by Bob Sturm
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
My #Parrot buddy Nicky admiring my new golf bag.... he thinks I should swing harder....
November 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
He was at the right place, but it must of been the wrong time....
#baddriver
November 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
When this woman invites you over for #Tea,.... she means business.... from Teacup to Double D cup
November 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Using all the best new tech to own the best truck...
#cybertruck
November 18, 2024 at 2:53 AM
As a #GreenBayPackers fan I would like to thank the #ChicagoBears for finding yet another way to lose,... 11 in a row and 26 of the last 29,.... you know how to make a franchise feel special,... spotting a division rival 2 wins a season if very nice of you,... a blocked field goal,... beautiful.
November 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
My Friends Nicky (in the green) and Lucy,.... #parrot.
November 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Which one is tastier?
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM