Say what you want about the First Amendment

As long as you have an internal voice, novels are just audiobooks with captions.

Say what you will about Little Miss Muffet but the lady had a whey with curds.

Why yes, CarPlay, I do want you to switch from my live driving directions to a solid grey full screen display that only shows a caller’s phone number.

Very handy.

GPS apps should have the option to suggest u-turns-at-your-own-peril

Looking at you, Florida Turnpike

Guess who tuned into BBC World Service right as they said “Nuuk, Greenland’s capital”

Watching some friends play Fortnite. Last time I saw this game was like pre-2020. Feels like I’m watching @yogscast.bsky.social TTT with how modded and sandboxy this game looks!

Prior authorizations be like

#ShutUpAndGiveMeMyDollarStoreVyvanse

*Twirls fork around cheese fries*

Man, this spaghetti is thick.

print(“Hello World!”)