MJ Flo
@mjflomusic.bsky.social
Moe’s mom, cyclist, music professor, foodie, can’t function without coffee. Views not of my employer.
The only way you know this stall is for dudes is when you close the door and squat to pee.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The only way you know this stall is for dudes is when you close the door and squat to pee.
Fun fact, we are in the midst of Benjamin—a Dutch hurricane-ish. So windy that the windmills aren’t running because it’s too windy.
October 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Fun fact, we are in the midst of Benjamin—a Dutch hurricane-ish. So windy that the windmills aren’t running because it’s too windy.
Shared on the train today:
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Shared on the train today:
The Netherlands is 10/10 in my book. Taking students across the world isn’t for the faint of heart. But I think we are beginning to get more cohesive…and how you may ask? Assignments that require memes…see below.
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Netherlands is 10/10 in my book. Taking students across the world isn’t for the faint of heart. But I think we are beginning to get more cohesive…and how you may ask? Assignments that require memes…see below.
Anyone wanna go to the Meth Church with me this weekend?
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anyone wanna go to the Meth Church with me this weekend?
Best part of teaching Gen Ed music history. The way I roared…
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Best part of teaching Gen Ed music history. The way I roared…
I kept mom up by snoring in her ear all night. She has the better pillow. It was a no-brainer.
October 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I kept mom up by snoring in her ear all night. She has the better pillow. It was a no-brainer.
It’s finally fall in central Florida! I forgot what 60 felt like…
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It’s finally fall in central Florida! I forgot what 60 felt like…
This is giving me a bad blip of ptsd from marching band season…I had a love-hate relationship with it. I’m so grateful for those students who have now become friends and colleagues.
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is giving me a bad blip of ptsd from marching band season…I had a love-hate relationship with it. I’m so grateful for those students who have now become friends and colleagues.
I was up at 4am and hungry and had to make sure the house was secure and had to massage moms back for two hours and was still hungry and thank God I can snoozle today because it was such a productive morning.
October 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I was up at 4am and hungry and had to make sure the house was secure and had to massage moms back for two hours and was still hungry and thank God I can snoozle today because it was such a productive morning.
Couch shark cuddles is a 10/10 weekend night.
October 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Couch shark cuddles is a 10/10 weekend night.
I made mom sleep on the couch at midnight so I could massage her while pacing back and forth over her from 12-2am.
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I made mom sleep on the couch at midnight so I could massage her while pacing back and forth over her from 12-2am.
Every morning I’m greeted by Arlo the campus cat and it makes the start of my day great.
October 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Every morning I’m greeted by Arlo the campus cat and it makes the start of my day great.
This is the reality of Florida teachers when there are 100s of openings in Broward—one of the only blue counties left in Florida. Total BS.
October 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is the reality of Florida teachers when there are 100s of openings in Broward—one of the only blue counties left in Florida. Total BS.
This is the final product!
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the final product!
There’s a whole lot of dark shit going on and this week was ROUGH. So I decided to spice up my rental house (owned by a friend’s family) and add some plants outside. Here’s the before and after. I’ll finish it up tomorrow.
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There’s a whole lot of dark shit going on and this week was ROUGH. So I decided to spice up my rental house (owned by a friend’s family) and add some plants outside. Here’s the before and after. I’ll finish it up tomorrow.
Rapture? Mom, mom, mommy, mum, did you pack my treats?
September 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Rapture? Mom, mom, mommy, mum, did you pack my treats?
MOe is exhausted from his bath and pedi pedi.
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
MOe is exhausted from his bath and pedi pedi.
This was fun to wake up to with a helicopter flying overhead overnight…I live half a block from a dorm and three from main campus.
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This was fun to wake up to with a helicopter flying overhead overnight…I live half a block from a dorm and three from main campus.
Sometimes Lakeland isn’t so bad.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sometimes Lakeland isn’t so bad.
The news is talking about all the threats at unis but isn’t talking about DeSatan threatening Florida teachers.
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The news is talking about all the threats at unis but isn’t talking about DeSatan threatening Florida teachers.
They are also warning teachers
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They are also warning teachers
Florida teachers get paid $47k and year, can’t pay rent and bills, and have to deal with this shit, too. This is why I never renewed my certification.
September 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Florida teachers get paid $47k and year, can’t pay rent and bills, and have to deal with this shit, too. This is why I never renewed my certification.