Mike D
@mjdelaney.bsky.social
This is all awful but the Mercator joke got a snort out of me
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
This is all awful but the Mercator joke got a snort out of me
I’ll accept “Nix is fine.” Someone referred to the Texans as the “hottest team in the AFC” and I almost had a stroke. But they’re on zombie twitter so I can’t go after them.
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’ll accept “Nix is fine.” Someone referred to the Texans as the “hottest team in the AFC” and I almost had a stroke. But they’re on zombie twitter so I can’t go after them.
The subs every play are killer. In the 4th in comeback mode & times a factor, he can’t do that and Nix is infinitely better. I don’t pretend to be a football knower, but it seems clear as day the intricate personnel packages don’t work to Nix’s strengths. Hi tempo gunslinging!
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The subs every play are killer. In the 4th in comeback mode & times a factor, he can’t do that and Nix is infinitely better. I don’t pretend to be a football knower, but it seems clear as day the intricate personnel packages don’t work to Nix’s strengths. Hi tempo gunslinging!
Fair.
Except in the 4th for the Broncos; it’s riding the lightning in the 4th.
Except in the 4th for the Broncos; it’s riding the lightning in the 4th.
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fair.
Except in the 4th for the Broncos; it’s riding the lightning in the 4th.
Except in the 4th for the Broncos; it’s riding the lightning in the 4th.
Broncos are just outside the top 10 in total team offense at 11, right behind the 9ers who weekly get the glaze. Bo is top 15 in QBR.
It really seems like everyone wants Bo Nix to be bad. He could single handily win a game (as he has a few times!) and people say “naaa fluke he’s the worst.”
It really seems like everyone wants Bo Nix to be bad. He could single handily win a game (as he has a few times!) and people say “naaa fluke he’s the worst.”
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Broncos are just outside the top 10 in total team offense at 11, right behind the 9ers who weekly get the glaze. Bo is top 15 in QBR.
It really seems like everyone wants Bo Nix to be bad. He could single handily win a game (as he has a few times!) and people say “naaa fluke he’s the worst.”
It really seems like everyone wants Bo Nix to be bad. He could single handily win a game (as he has a few times!) and people say “naaa fluke he’s the worst.”
I ask without a hint of resenment. Why the hate. Nix has been up and down but he's a 2nd year QB, they all have (sans Maye who lost yesterday). Best record in the league & the only mention I've seen in MMQ format articles is the one above, basically saying "they aren't as good as they played."
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I ask without a hint of resenment. Why the hate. Nix has been up and down but he's a 2nd year QB, they all have (sans Maye who lost yesterday). Best record in the league & the only mention I've seen in MMQ format articles is the one above, basically saying "they aren't as good as they played."
He’s got a lot of college tuitions to pay for
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He’s got a lot of college tuitions to pay for
Lol “Don’t challenge what I’ve said here”
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Lol “Don’t challenge what I’ve said here”
Let the Bo-lief wash over you
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Let the Bo-lief wash over you
Truly, and I can’t emphasize this enough, fuck this guy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Truly, and I can’t emphasize this enough, fuck this guy.
Democracies hate this one simple trick!
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Democracies hate this one simple trick!
While his legs are obviously more powerful than mine, its clear my arms are stronger
September 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
While his legs are obviously more powerful than mine, its clear my arms are stronger
I used to take such solace in the sheer insignificance of my existence (The End of Everything was like a self help book during peak COVID); then I had a fucking kid.
June 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I used to take such solace in the sheer insignificance of my existence (The End of Everything was like a self help book during peak COVID); then I had a fucking kid.
They probably don’t want to get hit in the face with a wall of hot stinky dog shit whenever they open their bin.
June 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They probably don’t want to get hit in the face with a wall of hot stinky dog shit whenever they open their bin.
Here to help ratio this garbage take into oblivion
May 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Here to help ratio this garbage take into oblivion
I never thought Old Man Marley from Home Alone would be capable of something like this.
May 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I never thought Old Man Marley from Home Alone would be capable of something like this.
It may just just be that Tony Hawk saved a generation
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It may just just be that Tony Hawk saved a generation
If there was a hockey coach whose team consistently got blown out by more goals every game, and at every presser the coach just noted how much they lost by, my thinking is they’d find a new coach. Alas.
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If there was a hockey coach whose team consistently got blown out by more goals every game, and at every presser the coach just noted how much they lost by, my thinking is they’d find a new coach. Alas.