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MJAP
@mjap.bsky.social
Uncharismatic Megafauna
My robo-vac has been transformational for my mental health
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Storybook Glen, Aberdeen, Scotland, 2026
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
100%
She made all the effort to grow and change and he just stagnated as a child
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Magnifique
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
And they have to share a hotel room!! Oh the high jinks
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
He says it does but I’ve not been brave enough to try
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My Russian friend drinks lager warmed up in the microwave
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Ah, it seems I have been murdered by ‘Mark’
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 AM
You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Exactly, and breaks almost immediately if I remember correctly
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
As true in football as it is in life:
“if you love it, let it go” -anon
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It is time for the Bluesky 38 y.o. to rise up
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Interesting, that explains it better and the whole ‘mini-zen-garden’ situation
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
It’s not even close
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
It keeps getting worse!
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I know right! Glad I’m not the only one
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Holy shit! That’s it? I always assumed it was the name of some sort of rocky headland or cliff!!
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
TGIWFWTD 🥃
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Great specs
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM