Murphy
@mjademurphy.bsky.social
Get you a girl who can't do either👽
The countdown to the worse option on
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The countdown to the worse option on
Cubs. I'm begging you. Do it for him🥺
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Cubs. I'm begging you. Do it for him🥺
Definitely not studying to return to my homeland🇮🇹 hah hah I love 😬america
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Definitely not studying to return to my homeland🇮🇹 hah hah I love 😬america
Buy shit from real artists 👍
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September 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Buy shit from real artists 👍
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Hann...
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Hann...
Just realized three men over 90 are what I'm hanging alllll my mental health on these days
September 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just realized three men over 90 are what I'm hanging alllll my mental health on these days
BAH! You finally caught me.
September 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
BAH! You finally caught me.
The last two real American business men left
September 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The last two real American business men left
Andy Samburg when his birthday wish came true
August 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Andy Samburg when his birthday wish came true
Lmao I literally called this when they let the San Fran yuppies build ADUs. RICH PPL DONT WANT POOR PEOPLE AROUND. All the ADU are offices and guest houses. The law should have required rental/good faith efforts.
August 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Lmao I literally called this when they let the San Fran yuppies build ADUs. RICH PPL DONT WANT POOR PEOPLE AROUND. All the ADU are offices and guest houses. The law should have required rental/good faith efforts.
Bawling through the series finale of Resident Alien. Give me this idiot back, SyFy! GIVE IT!
August 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bawling through the series finale of Resident Alien. Give me this idiot back, SyFy! GIVE IT!
March 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Waited MONTHS for this hold to hit. Just gonna be me and Mo and the olds for 12 hours this weekend✨
February 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Waited MONTHS for this hold to hit. Just gonna be me and Mo and the olds for 12 hours this weekend✨
The horrors persist, but so does #ChappellRoan 🩷
February 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The horrors persist, but so does #ChappellRoan 🩷
I can't post this on my Instagram because it will hurt my mom's feelings.
February 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can't post this on my Instagram because it will hurt my mom's feelings.
Hey , just FYI, since Zombie TikTok returned I've had more innocuous comments removed than ever. A sample of my hate speech. If you're a creator, the time to divest from the platform is yesterday
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hey , just FYI, since Zombie TikTok returned I've had more innocuous comments removed than ever. A sample of my hate speech. If you're a creator, the time to divest from the platform is yesterday
