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mjadeh.bsky.social
@mjadeh.bsky.social
Once in college I left my dorm to get my DoorDash and it was muddy but I got so excited when I saw my door dasher that I slipped and fell in the mud, and then when I tried to stand up I fell back down, and the door dasher still holding my food out said “oh no not again”
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“Humans aren’t just animals!” We get mad when someone looks at us for too long???
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reposted
August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why does it take so much daily effort just to not live in filth? Not even to have a clean house, just to baseline not be disgusting. How is it possible that things get dirty so fast
August 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know that being on my phone while in bed makes my sleep worse but the other option is being alone with my thoughts and The Horrors
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes I worry I’m procrastinating too much, but then I remember I once drove my friend to a tj maxx at 7:30pm because her flight left the next morning and she hadn’t packed because she HADNT BOUGHT A SUITCASE YET
March 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Super Bowl halftime show made me realize I can always be meaner
February 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM