Really feeling a kinship with my boys. I too love to dillydally and time waste

Shoutout to Milwaukee Brewers player Jacob Misorowski for making a whole wardrobe of Miz-themed merch available to me (thank you to my friend Ben for alerting me)

BOTH of my spouse’s therapists said they hate Tom Cruise and I will never forgive them for it!!!

🏳️‍⚧️ Can anyone help my MA dissertation student? He wants to interview trans (especially non-binary and gender non-conforming) people aged 18+ who are seeking or have sought transition-related medical care in the south of England. Has gone through ethics review. Please DM me for his contact info 🏳️‍⚧️

The little graphic that popped up explaining it'll go to penalties if it's a tie after extra time ... YES I AM VERY AWARE THANK YOU

The way an extended family member will refuse to watch something because it's 'too gender diverse' and the character in question will be a cis woman being played by a cis woman – she just has a buzzcut – drives me up the fucking wall

I thought 2030 was in 7 years

Spurs about to make me and Tom Holland's uncle very unhappy

fucking love hula hoops

Haven't posted in a while because when I quit Twitter I forgot how to think short funny thoughts. But today I remembered something I would love to broadcast to the world: I LOVE THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!

The Knicks must take responsibility for me apparently mumbling 'I want to hoop in the basket' in my sleep

Love to have epically incoherent dreams presented to me within my dream as a new form (genre?) of film called 'jazz' that speaks to the incoherence of reality and the lack of inherent superiority of narrative over chaos

Jonathan Bailey AND Andy Nyman in the new Wicked movie? A posthumous win for Channel 4's Campus

There being a channel (?) on Prime where you can watch classic Doctor Who 24/7 is very bad news for me

You know you've watched too many NBA broadcasts when the arena announcer goes "and for your half-time show...please welcome Christian and Scooby" and you say OH MY GOD out loud

Ben Moor. Bluesky more.

And we're back to composing slightly witty sentences in my head as my brain re-adapts to short-form social media

Norway MUST have the highest number of podcasts about Fantasy Premier League per capita

I've been off Twitter so long that I no longer remember how to post about witty/mildly worrying thoughts and feelings