Not Your Average Gekko 🦎
@mizgekko.bsky.social
A Republican #NeverTrumper, voted for Kamala. Also an introvert, a nerd, bookish, aminal-loving and frequently sleepy. She/Her
He probably had just finished molesting it and it just wilted from despair.
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
He probably had just finished molesting it and it just wilted from despair.
It's fine. My doggo likes to be known as Little Miss Squidgee Belly.
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's fine. My doggo likes to be known as Little Miss Squidgee Belly.
IRN BRU! Tha mi air bhioran!
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
IRN BRU! Tha mi air bhioran!
I am picturing a resurrection of Clippy where, no matter what you start to write or edit, says "I see you're trying to write something" and then proceeds to, via AI, write it for you, only he always writes "It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out! A door slammed! A maid screamed!"
October 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am picturing a resurrection of Clippy where, no matter what you start to write or edit, says "I see you're trying to write something" and then proceeds to, via AI, write it for you, only he always writes "It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out! A door slammed! A maid screamed!"
Word has been enshittified for decades. What fresh new hell have they spawned for it now?
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Word has been enshittified for decades. What fresh new hell have they spawned for it now?
Mad Hatter, innit
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Mad Hatter, innit
is that a stroke droop in that image?
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
is that a stroke droop in that image?
Archived (w/o paywall) version: archive.ph/d1e5Z
archive.ph
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Archived (w/o paywall) version: archive.ph/d1e5Z
Archived (w/o paywall) version: archive.ph/d1e5Z
archive.ph
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Archived (w/o paywall) version: archive.ph/d1e5Z
Well, Kimmel was right; they are doing everything they can to leverage Kirk's murder.
September 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Well, Kimmel was right; they are doing everything they can to leverage Kirk's murder.
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If people can make a sizable enough dent then that's all a bonus.
But are Disney vacations or is Disney+ or Hulu really all that can make people "happy"? Are there not other venues where one can derive pleasure?
If people can make a sizable enough dent then that's all a bonus.
But are Disney vacations or is Disney+ or Hulu really all that can make people "happy"? Are there not other venues where one can derive pleasure?
List of assets owned by the Walt Disney Company - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
If people can make a sizable enough dent then that's all a bonus.
But are Disney vacations or is Disney+ or Hulu really all that can make people "happy"? Are there not other venues where one can derive pleasure?
If people can make a sizable enough dent then that's all a bonus.
But are Disney vacations or is Disney+ or Hulu really all that can make people "happy"? Are there not other venues where one can derive pleasure?
Well. Small hands. Small ... toadstool ... so. Yeah.
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well. Small hands. Small ... toadstool ... so. Yeah.
yah. gamers and groypers, not antifa. morons.
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
yah. gamers and groypers, not antifa. morons.
I think there should be an EO renaming it "The War Garden"
September 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think there should be an EO renaming it "The War Garden"
So ... Papertowelhat.
September 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So ... Papertowelhat.
Could they also give him some money to buy some new dentures?
September 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Could they also give him some money to buy some new dentures?
Is there a spot where you, @jamelle, reword what Jeffries is trying to say in a way that would grab the people?
It's true that a LOT of the tr*mpies were initially attracted to him because he spoke like they did - less educated, very plainly, and also with the dog whistles of hatred.
It's true that a LOT of the tr*mpies were initially attracted to him because he spoke like they did - less educated, very plainly, and also with the dog whistles of hatred.
August 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Is there a spot where you, @jamelle, reword what Jeffries is trying to say in a way that would grab the people?
It's true that a LOT of the tr*mpies were initially attracted to him because he spoke like they did - less educated, very plainly, and also with the dog whistles of hatred.
It's true that a LOT of the tr*mpies were initially attracted to him because he spoke like they did - less educated, very plainly, and also with the dog whistles of hatred.
The requirement for "no new" requires me to retain images that reflect my fluid mental state, and given I am also someone prone to bouts of purging my life of "things" (only to replace them of course), that means I can never, not ever, adequately respond to these challenges.
August 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The requirement for "no new" requires me to retain images that reflect my fluid mental state, and given I am also someone prone to bouts of purging my life of "things" (only to replace them of course), that means I can never, not ever, adequately respond to these challenges.
It's like a field filled with fresh shit, and acknowledging that flies are a problem, then spending all our money on fly swatters and bug spray.
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's like a field filled with fresh shit, and acknowledging that flies are a problem, then spending all our money on fly swatters and bug spray.
The queen of plastic surgery and massive amounts of makeup, which demonstrate her obsession over "how women look", has no room for complaining about anyone mocking how any woman looks.
August 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The queen of plastic surgery and massive amounts of makeup, which demonstrate her obsession over "how women look", has no room for complaining about anyone mocking how any woman looks.
Do they make clicking sounds yet, and take over humans?
July 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do they make clicking sounds yet, and take over humans?